Sherilee Maxcy

The things I probably shouldn’t say out loud but do anyway. 💕

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

Christmas cards went out with earth day stamps on them and that pretty much sums up 2020 for me.

[Jon Blair @JonAlbertBlair]

Feeling overwhelmed should be your sign to:

Stop. Rest. and Think.

It is there when you take the time to rest and let your mind wander, that your best ideas will bubble to the surface.

Sustainable success isn't built on constant toil, but on strategic, purposeful actions.

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

It’s some kinda power move to misspell someone’s name twice in Slack where you could 1. see their name in the message directly above your message and 2. just @ them so their name is typed for you.

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

@Everlane just washed my brand new box cut and cropped tee and it looks like they shrunk. Washed on cold and tumble dry low according to instructions, what happened??

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

Just got told to “sit and not come in the kitchen” by my toddler…and I listened.

Just here pretending like I don’t know he’s making a huge mess that I’ll undoubtedly end up cleaning.

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

Of course my kid would put chalk in his mouth and say “tasty” 🤦‍♀️

Why are toddlers so gross??

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

My toddler just took an apple I was eating out of my hand, said thank you and started eating it.

I didn’t offer it to him.

That about sums up #parenting

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

I really didn’t know how obsessed I was going to be with buying clothes for my daughter. I’m also real obsessed with making my babies match.

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

One day you’re fun and hitting all the breweries and soccer games with your husband and then you have kids and find yourself singing Skinamarinky Dinky Dink every night to your toddler right before sitting in a dark closet reading a kindle until your baby falls asleep.

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

Lol jk, constantly needing to feed someone besides yourself and being tired 100% of the time is what makes parenting feel real. Also realizing that every new human you add to your family adds 20 more nails you need to keep trimmed. TWENTY!

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

This whole parenting thing really starts to feel real when you start asking other parents about schools and waitlists.

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

I paid extra for Amazon to deliver my candies tonight so I could have sweet sweet alone time rotting my teeth after putting both babies to bed solo and they did NOT come through. V disappointed @amazon.

Just a mom, having precious me time, late at night, missing her candy 😭

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

The end of the Camping episode of #Bluey gets me every time. Just the sweetest 🤍🤍🤍

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

But I love these kids and am thankful for the little blessings they are.

Spit up queen says: “you’re welcome”

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

Parenthood in a supply chain crisis is buying the expensive appliance because you need it now and can’t wait 1.5 months for it to arrive.

If we didn’t have all of these kids I wouldn’t need a dishwasher, that’s all I have to say.

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

I’m not blaming my baby but today I put basil in our soup, thinking it was black pepper because I’m so tired.

But I’m not blaming her.

I’m totally blaming her and this 6wk old sleep regression 😩

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

each new baby means 10 more fingernails and 10 more toenails you are responsible for keeping cut and clean.

just in case you were wondering. #momlife

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

the maxcy babies were wild today. oldest one peed on the rug and the youngest projectile pooped all over me and the changing basket.

straight wild.

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

my daughter insists on peeing on me at least once a day and tbh im not convinced she isn’t doing it on purpose. weird power play but i guess I respect it.

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

@kimkonnection Yess!! I’ll have to, it’s too hard to just pick one

[Sherilee Maxcy @SherileeMaxcy]

v important q: how do you decide which of your kids gets to be your lock screen photo?? #momof2problems