Never expected I'd need more than 1 box for a single hunt but here I am!
I'm gonna have possibly the most anticlimactic reaction in history when Castform finally shows and it'll either be incredibly funny or painfully depressing depending on how I deliver it 😭
Pendant que cet homme conduit, le chiot dort sur sa mère et la chienne dort sur la jambe de l'homme. Si le mot Paix était une image, ce serait ces trois-là en voyage. 🙏
Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.
All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.
As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.
We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.
We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.
While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.
In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.
If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.
One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.
Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.
We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!
Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian
A Muslim passenger:
"Excuse me, can you turn off the music?"
The driver:
"Why?"
The passenger:
"Music is haram."
The driver:
"Why is music haram?"
The passenger:
"Because there was no music in the time of prophet Mohammed."
The driver:
"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."
😂🤭😂
🇯🇵 Many people ask why I post Japan's problems instead of its beauty. This is a good question but the answer isn't that complicated.
The reality is that beauty doesn't last if you refuse to protect it. Nature, streets, manners, safety... it can all be lost. That’s why mass immigration of the wrong people is a real threat.
You can’t keep Japan, or any other country, beautiful by ignoring who you let in. Beauty needs protection. Mass immigration of incompatible people destroys it. It's really just that simple.
This should go viral!
This video is savage and she's so right!
Can you even fathom what those innocent babies went through? The absolute terror and having that one person who should cherish you, HURT YOU?!
IT MAKES ME SICK that these pink shirt wearing Karens are crying..CRYING for the mother but say nothing about three innocent souls!
the Lindsay Clancy Cult video is up!
OJ Simpson for women. Hoe J Simpson, some are saying.
an in depth look into tiktok female psychosis
https://t.co/GHXLXJ2uEC
UPDATE: WE GOT THE CARD BACK!!
Well, that was an unexpected and nice turn of events. What a rollercoaster of a weekend.
We were able to set up a meeting with the person my son dealt with at the Pokemon XP trading zone. It was an unpleasant confrontation, but at least the right thing got done, and we're grateful.
I realize that recovering my son's card wouldn't have been possible without the Pokemon community's amazing support. Special shout outs to @DeepPocketMnstr, @dyli_io, @nickabouzeid, @tim_liu@ScottPytlik, and countless others I should be naming here, but I'm exhausted.
We're so grateful, all of you, for your support.
I do wish to address those of you who heaped vitriol toward me and my son this weekend: I just want to reiterate that our only goal of sharing this story was to make a plea for adults to not take advantage of kids in these enthusiast communities. We never desired for clout in the Pokemon community; we don't desire to be Pokemon influencers; nor did we expect any gifts or free things.
Some of you have insisted in sending my son some things to compensate for his earlier loss. We're grateful. We will carefully inventory the value of all items shared with him, and our family commits to donating the equivalent cash to @StJude Children's Research Hospital, an organization we truly admire and support.
Thank you again. I'm so over all of this, and this will be my final comment on the matter.
God bless!
Pokémon Gamma Emmerald, a beautiful HD-2D remake of the Gen 3 title made with Unreal Engine 5 releases in early access tomorrow!
Follow the creator: @UndreamedPanic