Sheruni Alles

Chronic ranter.

[Sheruni Alles @Sheruni_Alles]

Update - Prashan just brought me a snack!! 😍

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Zoom lecturers arnt too bad.
Got a mug of coffee.
Kitty cat be napping on the table.
Helps that the lecture is damn cute too.

[Sheruni Alles @Sheruni_Alles]

@himalkk @thishfs Good for Yohani, extremely happy for her cos it's well deserving. But kinda upset that India signed her up like they signed up Jaquelin. Just wish a Sri Lankan recording company signed her up and she continued to go on to be Sri Lankan Icon like Umaria and Ashanti.

[World Health Organization (WHO) @WHO]

#InstagramDown, #FacebookDown, #WhatsAppDown but NEVER let your mask down.

#WearAMask. Properly.

[Sheruni Alles @Sheruni_Alles]

@RahullGH Rumor has it that it maybe so...

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@thishfs Oh you mean information about the Pandora Papers? You think??

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@KaX_takashi Sammmee. I thought it was that dialog WiFi again.

[Sheruni Alles @Sheruni_Alles]

If you've ever wondered whether you might be too addicted to social media, now is the time to find out for sure. If you refreshed IG and Facebook to find out whether it's online more than 5 times you might have a small issue. More than 10 times, you deff have an issue!

[CM Ash @CM_Ash]

Among Us

UQYAUF

[Sheruni Alles @Sheruni_Alles]

2020 - You've been pretty great to me. Touchwood, it's only still mid year. But man, I'm loving all these changes in my life!

[CM Ash @CM_Ash]

Your phone without it’s cover is basically your dick without a condom on....

@Sheruni_Alles Wisdom

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@ThugLyf4me Saame. I've made it a point to say that now. I get a huge lecture about clean protective sex afterwards, but i feel its important information to divulge

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Sri Lankan doctors don't ask you directly whether you are sexually active. Instead they ask you whether you are married. 🙄

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@rothbourne @9GAG @Iceandfiree Awww that's adorable!

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@prashani_b @maskedpiyumi කොටි kids?? Racist much! She was born in Canada, legally she is a Canadian. She is entitled to not refuse a Sri Lankan identity!

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@anjiX_ I use to buy on gut feelings and then I was measured by a triumph sales assistant and now I know. And it's changed my life, all my bras are perfect fits and way more comfortable than the bras I bought on gut feelings

[Sheruni Alles @Sheruni_Alles]

The Harry Potter theme melody played from my phone and mother thought it was the chun paan guy, shouted out to Shenuk
"There your chun Paan Guy" and got him all excited 😂
He was disappointed by Harry Potter for the first time in his life

[Sheruni Alles @Sheruni_Alles]

@devniec Just saw this.

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@devniec Oh no. That's is horrible. Maybe you could try going to an eye hospital to see if you could get a replacement. I'm sure you'll be able to get a curfew pass for this.. it's actually a legitimate excuse for you to go out