Sherwoodisms

Football and Fingering. Influencer. Mental health. Ibiza. Black lives matter. MeToo. The Gym. YOLO.

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@carlyjohnson123 Congrats on yer next kid. Blooming.

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@DizzyJB Maybe people just wanna back the team, enjoy the ride, and not be a joyless cynical cunt.

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@GordonDComstock Stick to fucking ice hockey then ye wet wipe.

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@GarySta24290777 @AFCDan86 Yep. Late rule change from FIFA. VAR will intervene with any questionable bummings.

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@MiguelDelaney Spence plays right back, Konsa can play right back, Stones can play right back. Your bum boy Trent has just been over signed by Denzel fucking Dumfries.

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@SkoolYardGame @sayndhe @Baddiel LOL.

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@SkySportsNews How much is Trent paying these rent a cunt pundits to push his agenda?

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@davebutter @Baddiel ‘Hargreaves’s with a fro’ 😂😂😂

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@sayndhe @Baddiel Bring Gary Neville outta retirement

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@Joe_Citrone If we cant beat fucking Senegal, we don’t deserve to be there tbh. They are bang average.

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@davebutter @Baddiel Yea, definitely would have taken Shaw and Hall over DJed and Burn, who seems like he’s only been picked for ‘vibes’ like Hendo.

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@sayndhe @Baddiel He is gifted, but ye first job as a right back is to defend. The idea of Vinicius or Mbappe going against him in a quarter final is laughable.

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@davebutter @Baddiel Trent’s frustrating cos he’s got huge natural ability but he’s 27 now, and still hasn’t developed defensively, so never will. Agree on Gordon, his agent must be Paul Daniels to get that move to Barca.

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@davebutter @Baddiel True, DJed is a weird choice but if Southgate, Tuchel, and Jose aren’t having Trent, they probably know more than us tbh. Gordon and Madueke were picked specifically to run off Kane. Not great players but makes sense tactically.

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@AlanGrinch @ScottGShore He is, but unfortunately his legs are made out of poppadoms.

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@sayndhe @Baddiel Possibly, but also imagine that same Trent having Mbappe or Vinicius running at him 😂

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@AlexPemOfficial Erling is not fingering dull 4/10s with the personality of a lukewarm omelette.

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@henrywinter Konsa stones Guehi O’Reilly will be the back 4, and it’s our best back 4. Reece James needs to stop going to G.A.Y with Mason Mount and pulling his bum string.