nope

@adorablyangry

[nope @ShesCrazySee]

Met this drunk grandma at the bar last night and she was like oh damn you had a baby girl that shits gonna be crazy for you my condolences

[nope @ShesCrazySee]

Why am I wasting my time wanting your attention smh

[A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut]

My 3 year-old found two tiny coconuts today at the park and wanted to bring them home because he said they "smelled good."

When I was putting him in the car, he asked, "Wanna smell my nuts?" As I leaned in, not thinking of the double meaning, he whispered, "Gotcha, BITCH."

[Cydni Beer @cydbeer]

Me to Myself “Ok. I can do this. I am capable. I am powerful.”

3yo Daughter: I am powerful too! There can only be one of us. Let’s battle.

[Sir.rantsalot @quadsia1]

Just bought another book online. Wish I coul buy the time to read them online as well. #beinganadultsucks

[nope @ShesCrazySee]

I think I have superpowers. Both times I have wished ill on people in the past two days has caused some kind of life altering problems. The power of hate is strong and I must use this power for good. Or something like that.

[nope @ShesCrazySee]

I hate that I have dreams about you and I just consider them nightmares.

[Championship Chuck @_fabeo]

I need

[nope @ShesCrazySee]

Making a huge pot of spaghetti while in your underwear is what being a responsible adult is about 😴

[nope @ShesCrazySee]

@ADDiane I agree just for life in general, but my invisible therapist would not *nods*

[nope @ShesCrazySee]

Money was good now I’m hungry for it gimme 💪🏼

[nope @ShesCrazySee]

Coming home from dealing w carnies realizing I get to run my own fucking circus 🤣😑 smh

[nope @ShesCrazySee]

Haven’t seen any of your personal art?
That’s because I’ve lost my personal motivation for the past 9 years lmao.

[nope @ShesCrazySee]

I lied. It is normal weather here when it’s not 4 am.

[nope @ShesCrazySee]

It’s so fucking cold here who the fuck thought this was a good idea 🤣

[Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13]

I don’t know how to order a drink from starbucks and I think it’s too late to learn now

[nope @ShesCrazySee]

I’m leaving in two days and now I don’t wanna 😂😭

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Very, very badly.

[nope @ShesCrazySee]

I spent my day trolling mom groups on fb and it’s been extremely entertaining lol

[nope @ShesCrazySee]

@kblock43 why are you not picking up funding for Stacey Lee May?putting in my vote now Stacey Lee May for #Hoonigirl2020 #hyperdrive #netflix

[nope @ShesCrazySee]

@kblock43 why are you not picking up funding for Stacey Lee May?putting in my vote now Stacey Lee May for #Hoonigirl2020 #hyperdrive #netflix