Matthew Oaten

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right cunt

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

@the_PTR_exp @Serenitee_Sam It's also the shortened version of the phrase "the customer is always right in matters of taste" meaning if someone wants, for example, that item of headwear you think is awful and looks stupid, you can't refuse to sell it to them

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

@fesshole @SenseiCarl_ 15 years, married last year, checks out 🤣

[York City F(C) @YorkCityFC]

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[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

@Suiiii30753949 @braintreetownfc @YorkCityFC Unless you were the ref, you have nothing to apologise for. I found some love for Braintree tonight

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

@braintreetownfc Now it's playing until Rochdale win?

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

@reallordgreen I don't know if it's been translated yet but "O Allah, send prayers upon Muhammad and upon the family of Muhammad." Is what it says.

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

As if this was 5 years ago 🤣

[Stagecoach SouthWest @StagecoachSW]

Check out our wonderful driver Matthew! Looking super festive today driving our R bus. @LidlGB Look at this for a Christmas jumper 🎄

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

@kieran109a @fesshole Do you not have the roast in the bag chickens over there?

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

Molly is probably the first @MasterChefUK contestant that I've seen carry 3 plates at once into the guests. Also, is Olivia Italian or something? #MasterchefUK

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

@Chipbenteke @GreggAWallace He has been cancelled, this was filmed before the bullshit

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

@greggislocallfc They're just getting ready to ship Gary Barlow's son's order

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

@ninosmall1 @fesshole I had to take a week's holiday out of my allowance because apparently a grandparent isn't close enough to take time off for

[SNEAK @SneakEnergy]

Admin after spending the weekend getting the platinum trophy on @assassinscreed Shadows instead of enjoying the nice weather.

Shoutout @ShhMoaten for sharing in our FB community!

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

@LozzMitchell @fesshole PAC code, so Porting Authorisation Code code, was going nuts over changing my contract this weekend

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

@fesshole I'm banned from editing Wikipedia FFS

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

@natalie4388 @StuHudson1 @fesshole As a chef, I reckon I've made more than one decent roast chicken. Although what effort did I put in? Sprinkled some herbs and spices on it and basted it a couple of times? Other than that it's little to no effort. Maybe a biased opinion from doing it a lot 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

@StuHudson1 @fesshole She put it in the oven ffs

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

Despite money being too tight to mention, Mick Hucknall still mentions money 54 times #SimplyRed #Money

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

@WhatTheForkLads Queevin, Kelleher is how it looks

[Matthew Oaten @ShhMoaten]

Had to check I hadn't nodded off and missed the build... No way did he do all that on his tod. £1m, £200k over budget and he "did it himself" I have questions that may never be answered. Won't be visiting for some "wellness" either. I like my kidneys where they are #granddesigns