Shit JR Says

REAL quotes from one of the greatest minds of our generation.

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"Happy 18th Birthday JR! What are u doing to celebrate?"

"Hitting up da strip clubs first, renting a port-a-potty next" #SJRS

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Aspyn: i might want to be an actuary
Jr: dad, do you know what an actuary is?
Dad:yes
Jr: Good cuz i was gonna start making shit up #SJRS

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*deep convo about society* "Well everybody in this car is a virgin" jr:...everybody but my dad, but lets not go into that #SJRS

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*Riley tells JR about a flirty text her boyfriend sent her"

JR responds in the group chat: "Bowchickawowwow"

#shJRsays

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*driving home*

" jr, play some music"

Jr: i dont have any on my phone

*gets iPod shuffle frm ⚽️ bag*

Jr: I've been looking for this!!

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After a lengthy hiatus, we have decided to reboot this account. Let the quotes begin...

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“@kstuenkz: Only Jewish girl on the team: yeah my mom can be a nazi about homework

*silence*”

#Guilty

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"In Spanish we wrote a paper about our guardian angel. everyone wrote about their dead relatives. I wrote about Eleanor Roosevelt..." #sjrs

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*jr enters car* " HOLY HELL! It is hot out! If I had balls they would be sweated off by now!" #SJRS

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Aspyn: my Latin teacher is a really cute old man jr: hahahaha that sounds funny...old men #SJRS

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Syd: why do I have to poop right after dinner? jr: I was actually talking to my bio teacher about this the other day...
#SJRS

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Jr: check this out demps, it's hysterical!!

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Taylor Swift: Chicago, I have something to tell you.....
Jr: SHE'S PREGNANT!!!! #SJRS

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* during soccer tennis* Ann: Score is 9 to 6 Jr: you know how 69 is a thing... Is 96 a thing?? #SJRS

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@Shh_JR_says: Riley: "I think I can actually pull of being bald"

JR: "You would look like a bald Asian egg!!"

#SJRS

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Imagine if Riley had a penis... She would be able to entertain herself for hours #SJRS

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What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...... Except for Prince Harry's nudes #SJRS

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Riley: man jr, you really like using the middle finger
Jr: yeah I know, I named him St. Paul. *kisses middle finger* #SJRS

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Morgan: I can't believe this is happening right now
Jr: I love this stuff! I'm having so much fun!!

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* calling front desk about bed bugs*
Jr: let me call, I can sound like a spoiled white girl VERY easily #SJRS