ShiaTheBeef

I write awesome thoughtlets that come to me in my dreams. Also, when I'm awake. Additionally, I'm a hamburger sandwich.

[ShiaTheBeef @ShiaTheBeef]

You just sit tight, lady. We're gonna stomp a whole mess of serpent for you. #stopcreating #stophating #stopparticipating

[ShiaTheBeef @ShiaTheBeef]

I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox, and which you were probably saving for breakfast. #stopcreating #stopshmeating

[ShiaTheBeef @ShiaTheBeef]

Thanks, @Mik9T9...this next "thoughtlet" is for you...Here is something you can't understand...how I could just kill a man!

[ShiaTheBeef @ShiaTheBeef]

Hold on to your butts.

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Kaaaaaaaahhhhhhhnnnnn! #stopcreating

[ShiaTheBeef @ShiaTheBeef]

These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days. #stopcreating

[ShiaTheBeef @ShiaTheBeef]

If we are mark'd to die, we are enow To do our country loss; and if to live, The fewer men, the greater share of honour. #stopcreating

[ShiaTheBeef @ShiaTheBeef]

But what Saturday? And is it Saturday? Is it not rather Sunday? (Pause.) Or Monday? (Pause.) Or Friday? #stopcreating

[ShiaTheBeef @ShiaTheBeef]

Listen everybody 'cuz I'm shifting gears. I'm fresh like dougie. When I set my specs and on the microphone I come correct. #stopcreating

[ShiaTheBeef @ShiaTheBeef]

Taking KFC to a whole new level. #stopcreating

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I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Mr. Wallace. #stopcreating

[ShiaTheBeef @ShiaTheBeef]

I like the dark part of the night, after midnight, when it's hollow, when ceilings are harder and farther away. #stopcreating

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In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. #stopcreating

[ShiaTheBeef @ShiaTheBeef]

In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since... #stopcreating