Shifta

Bora uhai, kuliko kujidai.

[Shifta @ShiftaKE_]

@jhonte_ 🤣🤣

[🗿 @jhonte_]

that ending ilinimaliza😂😂😂

[Shifta @ShiftaKE_]

@SophieOrenge Have you ever seen the neck on top of the head?

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Jamaa wa 9-5 sahii kazi ni kuuliza bibi kama amekumbuka kuongesa maji ya ugali sababu ndio watabeba kesho na mayai. Bwana this economy has no room for masculinity

[OSTO @agwaintheroom]

Muratina nayo siwachi. Ambieni babangu nimesema hivyo

[Kimaiyo. @Kimaiyo]

Why is it hard for most people to be assertive? Like just saying No? You are an adult. Stop being a people pleaser. Be stern.

[Shifta @ShiftaKE_]

@me_right_now_w_ Scar, Munga na Uncle Trench.

[Shifta @ShiftaKE_]

@Kamau266 Kuna wakati kuku zangu zilikuwa zinakufa kila siku.

Supper ulikuwa unaingia kejani unapata kila mtu akona kuku yake full.

Ilikaa mbaya hadi bro mdogo akauliza 'na kwani hatutawai kula mboga'. Ilikuwa mbaya nanii.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Those failed farming stories zinakuanga hilarious asf.Huwa mnahide your tears behind comedy.

[Robert Greene @RobertGreene]

No one is really going to help you or give you direction. In fact, the odds are against you.

[Skeka @onlyskeka]

How can I cleanse myself from all the unnecessary intimacy I have had? Maybe it's the cause of my struggles.

[Shifta @ShiftaKE_]

@onlyskeka Amka rengwa saa tisa, piga dua, oga na maji ya chumvi na ujiambie hutawai rudia tena.

[Zingisa Mase🇿🇦🇮🇷 @Call_her_ziggy]

I don’t want books written by AI, I want books written by alcoholic Russian novelists on the brink of a mental collapse from depression, that’s how God wanted it.

[Shifta @ShiftaKE_]

@bandit__ke 😂😂

[Shifta @ShiftaKE_]

@HonKangata Cash is King Bwana Kang'ata.

[Shifta @ShiftaKE_]

@RealKakuzi Makosa Onyango Tate anaeza fanya nikujipata kamiti. Itagulwa.

[Kinara💲♻️ @kinara_69]

Watu wako majuu wamekataa kutufungulia accounts za outlier,,block tutatoka kweli??🥲

[Shifta @ShiftaKE_]

@kafangi Hyo team ifungwe kila mtu aende home. Tumechoka.

[uMgijimisi WeMali 🦍💸 @chaasedaamani]

no i cannot sleep on the phone with you, how will I watch my documentary on "top 10 dictators in African history and their ties to the CIA" in peace?

[Shifta @ShiftaKE_]

@Mtonyi2