ShikaOnyi

Melancholic

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

“Reduce your intake of weed because I’m not ready to donate my kidney to you if you have kidney fåilure. People will say I’m wick€d, but I don’t care.”

-Wife warns her husband.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The signs are always there, frm the beginning.

How she talks to you, addresses your concerns, listens to your feedback, prioritizes your feelings.

If you like allow them to call you 'real man' because you're minimizing your needs.

See your future mentor here. You will suffer.

[ShikaOnyi @ShikaOnyi]

@Leumaswazhere2 Nah bro. Amorim was worse. You hate Ten hag more simply because he raised expectations.

[ShikaOnyi @ShikaOnyi]

@Leumaswazhere2 I selfishly hope that he hasn't learnt his lesson. I need to hatewatch him suffer as he made me suffer

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

FULL SEASON HATE WATCH , I PLASTER.

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

It’s easy to forgive Ten Hag when you remember the FA cup win and Carabao cup win.

What could I possibly forgive Amorim for?

[KING ELOM👑🌕 @iamNeare]

Oyibo man checking for resource rich areas, disguised as archeologist😭😭😭

Our survival instinct sucks😭

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

South Africa’s xenophobia has nothing to with illegal migration. Here’s why.

Once they are done with those “who don’t have papers,” they would switch to those who have papers.

Because, as has always been the case, the problem was never illegal migration.

[ShikaOnyi @ShikaOnyi]

@Wizarab10 This can not work in Club football long term. You go sell players wey go give your ops the tactics

[ShikaOnyi @ShikaOnyi]

@Trill_MUFC @TheDevilsDNA 😆😆😆

[ShikaOnyi @ShikaOnyi]

@olawale2_ Them fit sack am after six months. Italy no dey pity coaches if them show sign of messing up

[ShikaOnyi @ShikaOnyi]

@Biyo_lar They will never admit that their celeb was crap at coaching a Back 3

[Aku N’esi Obi Ike (I) @Kasieobi_1]

Damn. Why am I just seeing this video now? This girl is full of wisdom. I wish every other woman will understand this simple truth. It’s really not that difficult to understand.

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Na only this girl understand wetin man dey really go through. Brotherhood is proud of her 🥹😩

[Diogenes @Xokalled]

Women don’t want to do anything to arouse men. They expect you to always be hard just by looking at them.
They shame men for wanting to rush into sex without adequate foreplay, or for not giving them an orgasm. But they don’t want to be blamed for needing lube and not getting wet

[Jude Bela @realJudebela]

The deal that created the current Nigeria.

#PowerandPlunder11

[Uncle Sam @UncleSamGlobal]

Titanic wasn't a love story, it was a warning for men!

Rose from Titanic was not romantic. She was just playing games.

She had a rich fiance and a safe life, but she threw it all away for 48 hours of fun with a poor artist.

She didn't fall in love. She was just bored.

Boredom makes women dangerous, and they choose fun over loyalty.

She used Jack for excitement and her fiance for safety.

In the end, Jack died, the fiance got cheated on, and she still kept the rich guy's last name!

Rose is like many modern women who want a "bad boy" for fun and a "good man" for money.

Girls call this movie romantic, but she simply used two men and moved on with her life.

Hollywood sold us a fake fairy tale, but the reality is a dark lesson for men.

What are your thoughts on this truth?

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

How 35 years old man go dey fear to impregnate woman?

Nahhhh, Bola Tinubu must go!

[ShikaOnyi @ShikaOnyi]

@pythaginboots The Dutch played their part by taking the foot of the gas. Why Koeman took off Sumerville and Gravenberch and tried to hold a 1goal advantage from the 70 minute is what i want to know

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"Security is everyone's business."

— Members of a community in Abia State combed their forests to ensure they are secure against kidn@ppers, båndits, and other crim!nal elements.