Judy

[𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓌𝓇𝓎 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈🏔️ @agoro__]

PS. This was a day hike.
Start time: 6am.
Finish time: Midnight.
40+kms. 2,100+m of elevation gain.
All participants were subarus. One had to move quite fast to achieve all 3 peaks. That’s the only way. Otherwise, utalala kwa mlima🙂

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

We’re killing the planet… for you to see what you look like as a crackhead….you can literally just go smoke crack…..

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

Yes it is generally not advisable & there is a reason for that.

Bacillus cereus.

It is a heat resistant bacteria whose spores are often found in raw rice. Cooking doesn't kill them.

If you have ever eaten overnight rice and developed tummy pains & vomiting, this is the reason.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Me facing the work from Friday that i had postponed to Monday

[𝔇𝔢𝔢 @deeomi_]

Flirt back you bastard, wtf is “eii”?? 😭😭

[Joy ⋆˚꩜｡ @adhiiiambo]

I dislike the fact that you can't express your displeasure of the public transport operations in the country without being told to get your own car. That same rhetoric is carried everywhere else by Kenyans. "If it's too bad, just find ways for it to not affect you"

[Hikuru @Uerikoravi]

Sorry 🥳

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

if a phone can bend, then your knees can too

[Duolingo @duolingo]

they named a phone after me and made it bend over 😭

[Sekizō @OwenThe_Sa1nts]

Yes. Meet people where they are. To be in the company of others is to be negotiating imperfection at every step. Because one day, you’ll meet someone that feels like the limits of your knowledge are far below their arbitrarily set standard required for them to engage meaningfully

[John-Allan Namu @johnallannamu]

Again, the brutality is the point. Believe your lying eyes. You can't afford what you used to, and you're pointed to a road being built and told the economy is working. You're abducted, or beaten, and told "si sorry bas, we have a good constitution". Goons roam the streets and you're told security starts with you. This is an argument between Kenya's past and its future.

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

One ick is manageable but like 3-4? That’s an ickosystem that’ll never work.

[Elvis Obi @TheObiLeonard]

$5m raised. No pitch deck. No accelerator. No warm intros. Just execution.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

1. With a population of 58 million, this means 1 in 52 kenyans is involved with affordable housing.
2. Assuming equal distribution AHP in every county that's 23,400 people in each county. If there were such numbers, you'd know. You'd see. You'd feel it.
Mtukufu lies 🚮

[Ian Speir @IanSpeir]

As tweets go, this is a perfect X

[WANGECHI @wangechikenya]

Taxes are being deducted from your payslips so that people can run Airbnbs in affordable houses 😂
If we bring this guy back we deserve all the hell he will put us through!!

[Duke of Gatanga @dnkariuki]

Tukiwa na President mlevi hatukuwa na counterfeit mingi hivi…..

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

Doctor: “You have kidney stones”

Me:

[Umoja @W_Asherah]

I have a story for you people. So I was in Machakos recently. Booked a place on https://t.co/QN3Kpe2ZXU and - turns out I booked a place at boma yangu in Machakos. We got there and it seemed the guards knew to expect short term stay tenants. They check you in at the gate.

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

Ass isn't bitter btw. Ass doesn't smell two floors away. Ass doesn't stick to your teeth. 😭 Ass doesn't look at you while you eat it. Yaani..