Shimmy Blumenberg

Badchen & Comedian

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@RivkaMandel @MonseyPolitics

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

America voting for Trump twice!!!

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@AriFleischer Very well said, now apologize to @HillaryClinton

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@hasidic_1 Gun deaths since last year from the heimishe owned guns - 20.
Terrorist attacks prevented by heimishe guns - 0.
Stop this madness!
We need mental health help, and we should stop buying dangerous guns.

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@DansDeals @JohnFetterman This guy did it better

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If head nodding were a sport, JD Vance and Mike Johnson would win the Gold and Silver awards (in that order)

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What are the chances that, next week, when he claims he sent the military to “cut off inflation” and make everything cheap, millions of his gullible supporters won’t celebrate it like drunken fools?

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@ZyanBizBoost Wow! The Biden administration in 2020, who would've thought? If only Trump would've been president at that time, all this wouldn't have happened.

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@AccountableGOP

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@hasidic_1 56 14/15 closed now

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@hasidic_1 Today in the morning alone we got clos3d off 16th 46 - 48, 47 17/16, 14 /55, 15th Ave 60 - 62, 13/55 49 17/16, 14 by 60 the triangle, 53 18/19, 45 18/17, 55 17/16, 58 20/21.
These are the ones we have pictures. There might be more

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@BerelSolomon I vote for the party that doesn't force Christian nationalism on me. I'm Jewish and vote Democrat

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@BerelSolomon How can JD Vance be in your future if your allegiance is only to the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob? You left out "Jesus!"

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@Chusidel You don't want yidden to be able to eat chazir fleish when it becomes Kosher? I guess you already tasted chazir fleish and determined that it's no good

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@ZTPetrizzo Direct hit by a Jewish space laser

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@Chusidel Saving this tweet for the future when you'll just have to replace the word "Candace" with "Trump."

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@TODAYshow @bcheungz Definitely part of the cover up to swing the 2024 elections to Taylor Swift/Joe Biden

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@therecount Paging SNL! Someone's stealing your scripts

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@BPolatseck @AmericaNewsroom @NYCMayor Wow!