Eric Shimoli

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Today we had a farewell hangout for Angela Okutoyi, she is headed to UK to start her pro career....Wishing her the very best. Grand slam see you soon!!!!

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

"You have a small dick,"

This is a common insult from a damaged woman,

How did she conclude that your dick is small?

It is either, she has many body counts,

Or vagina is so wide,

Or, her clitoris died due to her addiction to masturbation.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

Buying new clothes and shoes after every paycheck>>>

[Bobo✨️ @wambuiiii3r]

Kutoka Nairobi to Nakuru 750 kenyattan shillings??😭😭 Ruto must go

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Mambo inaenda mbio and high court has just ruled on dissolution of parliament since mps wamekuwa useless

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I never understood people who quit their job and KEEP coming back to visit

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

A President so terrible that PP2 kids are mocking and terrifying a fellow kid named after him... Do you know how terrible you have to be to reach that level? 🤔🤔

[Tomi 🧶🌸 @crochetbyayo_]

But why are you scared? Is He not the God that brought you this far?

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

As a man, even if you don’t have money, have pride.

[𝗡𝗴𝗶𝗴𝗲 @onlyngige]

Kuna pattern hua unanotice inabidi umestep back just to save your own mental peace

[Wambui K. Collymore @WambuiKamiru]

Our parents are being conditioned to think young people are unruly. So that the message that we need to tame our youth sits better than our youth are fighting for us.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Ground inasema hiyo ebola ni cover ya regime change pale ss allegedly.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Half of dating today is guessing if they are busy or just not interested.

[Okwaro 🇸🇸 🇰🇪 @Okwaro_]

Kenya sevens are too talented for Div 2 and not talented enough for Div 1.

[Eric @amerix]

SALT has been mentioned 47 times in the Bible.

SALT is life.

The enemy is sugar.

They condemn salt to protect sugar.

Anyone who tells you salt will kill you is an educated fool.

#FoodFriday

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

A landlord increased the rent by 30%. The Gen Z tenant increased the number of roommates by 4.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

one of the healthiest habit anyone could learn is training yourself not to talk too much.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

High Court suspends NTSA smart driving licence and automated traffic fine system

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Fare ya Thika to Nairobi is probably 150-200 Bob.

Bus mzima hawangelipia huyo mtoi hiyo fare?

[BOYOT 👴 @Kevlan_]

Kesho ni mathematics ingine hatari sana for #Kenya7s. I hope we won’t have to play HSBC 2 again