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[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

the fact that she's given so much and has not run out of money really puts into perspective how the arguments against a wealth tax on billionaires are just bs

[Tom Winter @Tom_Winter]

Better than a clock when it comes to knowing when it’s 5pm on Sunday:

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

There is no need for meta glasses. There is no need to record all the time. There is no need to be online all the time. there is no need to record adult strangers without their consent or children. It’s dangerous and it’s invasive for the sake of being invasive.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Whenever a potato chip company leans heavily into branding like “Simply” or “Naturally” it’s like okay. Well I don’t want my chips to be just potatoes and salt or what the fuck ever. I want Flavor Blasted Buffalo Chicken Dip Ruffles that turn my fingertips red

[taoki @justalexoki]

you can buy half decent glass jars for like $5 a piece or you can buy the off brand bottom tier salsa for <$1 and just throw the sauce out. make it make sense

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

I completely understand why his momma tried to sell him for 7 perc 20s

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

The teens can’t get summer jobs cause all the adults have been laid off from their corporate jobs. It’s all fucked.

[❄️ Snow 🔻 Himbo ☭ @SnowHimbo]

I love the economic model where we are told that paying supermarket cashiers a living wage will instantly collapse the global economy, but a CEO getting a $50 million exit bonus for ruining a company is just standard market health.

[Al Coholic @bitchesLOVEtoad]

pretty cool that 70% of ads now are just for weight loss medicine, gambling, or AI

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

The United States of America's Government's official opening remarks for the 250th birthday of America included the word "libtard," and people are surprised that we haven't come together in unity to celebrate

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I’ve never seen rich people fighting among themselves to defend the poor, but I have seen poor people fighting among themselves to defend the rich.

[𑣲carol @carorines]

Wondering if Deborah Vance has this one

[Lauren 🪻🌼🪴 @laurenhtexas]

for like a week straight I have wondered every single day how she made the "baby" kick

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“All abortions are bad except mine.” — Every single Republican woman.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

They call them “data centers” because calling them “mass surveillance centers” might cause an uprising.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Do you remember when radio stations used to give away concert tickets and backstage passes? I just heard a midday radio giveaway, and now the prizes are groceries, a year of gas, or rent paid. It’s a strange reminder that survival has become the prize. That’s pretty sad.

[Lil Pun @ThankYouEddin]

Mamdani asked if he could make a request last night while I was djing at Locksmith.

I was terrified that I didn't have whatever he was gonna say.

The mayor of New York City proceeded to ask me for "Watagatapitusberry."

Life is interesting.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

if I’m paying $7.99 to RENT a 30 year old movie on Amazon while already having Prime, just bring back Blockbuster. at least their employees judged my life choices to my face for free

[chels! ☻ @femmenart]

thought I was being sneaky when trying to take a picture of her today...

[fruit springsteen @prismxp]

Insane that algorithmic price gouging hasn't been taken up by either party (a slam dunk for the Dems); I am currently looking at the exact same flight on American Airlines, both logged in to my account, but from different browsers and one is $204 and one is $419