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@JamrockHobo I'm entranced by its complex moral challenges, such as "Do you want to massacre a camp of innocent refugees on behalf of a delusional cult or do you want to not do that."

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@CandiedGender @onionmoder My first thought was "I bet she's talking about arbitrarily declaring her dog to be emotional support" and... yep, exactly that.

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@Pandamandem__ @Luca_Johnson96 This is the most "X, the everything app" post of all time.

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@G0ffThew I do kinda love analyzing what these filters prioritize. The way this one keeps the awkward shapes and angles of low-ploy models but absolutely refuses to allow the dirt to be any color other than pale brown.

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@highelven Usually weaker than the warrior heroic tbh. One turn of unlimited actions can turn a fight better than several turns of one extra.

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@turbomander Yeah they're valuable members of the community, what of it?

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@utacult The idea that nobody sat these people down to have a conversation about what answers were acceptable is hilarious.

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@G0ffThew Man I *almost* wanted to give this a shot, if only for the novelty, and then a f*@king stat screen appeared.

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@aacanzonetta @_Boomhauer Nah, that's a talking point he got from his suppliers' materials.

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@NathanJRobinson Joe Biden insisted, repeatedly, that one of the main objectives of his administration was to "cure cancer." Anyone who questioned this phrasing was met with eyerolls, because *obviously* he didn't mean that literally. Surely the same grace will be applied here, right?

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@gregthesorcerer I love when you get to Sovngarde as Archmage and the gatekeeper is just like "Yeah I know modern Nords are idiots who don't respect knowledge or wisdom but back in my day they did so I'll let you in."

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@LRSerling Also isn't the convention that the MC would break the machine because they're both good *and* bad? Not even doing the meme right.

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@turbomander I need the eyes. Surely they'll all drop two eyes, right? Right?

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@The_Regal_Raven I trust him.

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@turbomander Shaggy making custom "Scooby Snacks" labels on his home printer to put on boxes of dog treats because obviously it would be ridiculous for a commercial product to have his dog's name on it.

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@TheDJ_King This doesn't hold up on any level. Even in a bizarro world where NASA is releasing fake Mars photos, why would they include stone architecture? Just pick any random spot in a desert.

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@turbomander I feel like this is a phone thing? Like each individual sub-comparison quadrant is made to be viewed individually in phone aspect ratio. Then they just slammed them all together.

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@pants Beautiful.

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@turbomander Nah bro it's cool, I introduced myself with my full legal name and she seemed really pleased.