◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝

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[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

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[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

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[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

“I’ve taken a lotta abuse from Gojo, but takin’ it from you just hurts.”

[I͜͡e͜͡r͜͡i͜͡ S͜͡h͜͡o͜͡k͜͡o͜͡ ت︎ ɹoʇɔop ɹɯ @OneTiredHealer]

"And basically, you're just making out with yourself. No one does it better than you, Kusakabe. If you want a job done right, do it yourself."

[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

But what if you spill the wine? Then it’s a wine-water bath! Kinda gross if it can’t go down the drain!

[ᅠ ᅠやや ᅠ ᅠ @secundoinanis]

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i enjoy a warm bath with a cup
of wine in hand...

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[⃟ @sixeyeisms]

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GOT YOU THERE HUH. BOOOO.
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[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

Just don’t lose your head, and you’ll rise in the ranks,

[𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦 ᴍɪᴡᴀ @BLUEBATTO]

that does make a bit of sense! and i haven't died or gotten physically disfigured yet!

mentally is a different thing, but we don't talk about that.

[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

This bi-

[⃟ @sixeyeisms]

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and i was all for leaving you to die at the hands of sukuna you bum but just because we want something doesn't mean it should be okay for it to happen. * 💢
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[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

I mean… I was all for Yuji gettin’ executed. The amount of shit we could’ve avoided…

He’s a good kid though.

[⃟ @sixeyeisms]

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if i was fine with killing kids yuji and yuta wouldn't be here. * 🌀
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[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

Yeah sure, I can give a few suggestions, like the boilin’ river in Peru or why wombats shit in squares.

[ִ @vowsblessing]

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⠀it's interesting, but far too complicated to research on your own . if possible, would you want to lend me a hand in finding random things to research . ⠀

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[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

@vowsblessing //and some how he turns it into a lesson. 🥲

[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

Well, livin’ long just means you’re provin’ you’re even more worthy of that position.

I guess.

[𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦 ᴍɪᴡᴀ @BLUEBATTO]

if I even live that long...

[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

It’s an interestin’ concept. Apparently the eels we eat ain’t even fully grown yet. It’s part of their life cycle where they live near land before migratin’ to the sea.

We see eels as the final product, but they aren’t.

Same goes for you, Fushiguro.

[ִ @vowsblessing]

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⠀why're you so interested in eel nuts .ᐣ ⠀

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[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

Got nothin’ better to do other than findin’ Miwa’s kool-aid man father.

[⃟ @sixeyeisms]

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why are you beefing with a kid. what a bum.
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[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

And yet, for thousands and thousands of years philosophers, scientists, and biologists have dissected eels.

No gonads.

Also, you’re still wrong by the way. Do a little research on your own. Eels are really interestin’ and shit.

[ִ @vowsblessing]

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⠀if i looked for cursed energy in a thousand people within Tokyo and didn't find any, would cursed energy be nonexistent .ᐣ you must have graduated from your mother's womb, and that's if she was even present . ⠀

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[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

Hey, only if you meet my standards by the time I retire!

It’s not like I’m gonna hand off the title to a student. I’m not that stupid.

[𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦 ᴍɪᴡᴀ @BLUEBATTO]

of course! i won't let you down!

[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

Nah. Sigmund Freud looked for testes in an eel. In thousands of eels actually, and never found one.

Try again.

[ִ @vowsblessing]

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⠀male eels don't need gonads . they have reproductive organs called testes, and they release the sperm onto the eggs so they get fertilised . ⠀

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[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

Nah. He got it wrong. This shit had me on wikipedia for days it’s weird as hell.

[𝑻͟𝑯͟𝑬͟ ◟𝑪͟𝑯͟𝑶͟𝑺͟𝑬͟𝑵͟◝ 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑬 @fIashspecialist]

IT DIDNT EVEN WORK.

[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

False. No gonads, remember? Males can’t fertilize em cos they got nothin’ to fertilize with.

[ִ @vowsblessing]

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⠀they reproduce externally . the female eels lay the eggs and the male eels fertilise them . ⠀

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[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

HE’S SPOUTIN’ SMARTASS FACTS AT ME AND ACTIN’ LIKE HE’S MISTER PERFECT SO I’M SENDIN’ HIS ASS DOWN A RABBIT HOLE.

[𝑻͟𝑯͟𝑬͟ ◟𝑪͟𝑯͟𝑶͟𝑺͟𝑬͟𝑵͟◝ 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑬 @fIashspecialist]

?

[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

Anyways, when I do retire an’ shit, I’ll leave it in the hands of someone who isn’t in it for the money.

There’s a lotta responsibility that goes into it, so don’t let me down, Miwa.

[𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦 ᴍɪᴡᴀ @BLUEBATTO]

yeah, if simple domain became a subscription service, i think I'd go and let a special grade take me out.

[◟◟ 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐞 Atsuya 🎗️◝◝ @Shinkxge]

How about this then, Smarty Pants:

I was havin’ an unagi bowl earlier and I realized that eels don’t have nuts, so how do they make babies?

Figure it out for me WITHOUT the internet. Great thinkers like Aristotle and Freud couldn’t figure it out.

[ִ @vowsblessing]

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⠀no, unless you could unstable ground found on dirt near a river as sand . ⠀

⠀i already ace whatever you guys send out, so i teach myself silly facts . ⠀

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