ShipFaced

6 time Davey Jones Locker survivor. Pillaging waters since at least 1976. Yellowstone river enthusiast.

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I have risen

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Please dm me for charter ventures

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Not the best way to start your day (via ig:Cor3y_huff)

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Status update

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Tire popped on the way out of the water but we’re making baby steps

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Well, I went rogue and decided to float away until an unknown silent guardian, watchful protector, hooked up and returned me back to port. We thank thee

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@bradyolson10 You’re about to be swabbin the deck

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@bradyolson10

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An extremely succesful launch for both @SpaceX and ourselves yesterday, however, during the launch, Our trailer was almost taken by Davey Jones locker, full damage assement is still being calculated

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#NewProfilePic UPGRADES

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2 major historic events tomorrow

1:22 p.m: SpaceX launches the first manned mission in 9 years

1:30 p.m: ShipFaced sails for an unprecedented 6th year

All are invited aboard to celebrate these great accomplishments in human history

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I’m not saying stolen valor here but this has been our move for years #trailblazers

[Gretchen Lynn @Bubola]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever gone to the river and blared the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song on your waterproof speaker as you rowed your raft towards another raft as fast as you could

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@SammyAnnHoward @ANNIE_HAM Yeah, but it’s titled “Creeds Greatest Hits”

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@BridgerHurley Fuckin pull up

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Ya wanna know what I used to have for breakfast?
Cocaine.
Wanna know what I used to have for lunch?
Cocaine.
Wanna know what I used to have for dinner?

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@KyleShelmerdine We are being responsible and social distancing ourselves from the water #garr

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@KyleShelmerdine Help fix my ass my owners are stupid, I’m pretty sure they’ve had scurvy since 2 summers ago

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