Barnacle Betty

blue check stars made of garbage

[Barnacle Betty @ShipofMiracles]

Going into American fascism reading how much redditors can unhinge corporate cookie executives.

[tax entity @espurrs_eyes]

@StarryBrand I worked for Crumbl’s corporate team and I am not joking when I tell you they had to basically take away the CEO’s phone because he was addicted to doomscrolling this subreddit. He almost fired an entire department because someone leaked a cookie lineup

[Barnacle Betty @ShipofMiracles]

@julia_doubleday I mean, she took out the trash and kept it cute.

[Barnacle Betty @ShipofMiracles]

@dieworkwear @KayDA26

[Barnacle Betty @ShipofMiracles]

“I would rather parents die and orphan their children than tax the rich to pay for universal healthcare in the U.S. Just. Like. Mine. Did.”
Psychotic and likely the biggest whore to health insurance companies. What a world, what a world.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Darline Graham: Government run health care…. bad idea after bad idea. Annie Andrews backs it all. I have a different background. My parents worked long, hard hours. If that were sick, they had to get up and go to work. My mother passed away when I was 11 and my father just over a year later.

[Barnacle Betty @ShipofMiracles]

@BReality69 @Brocklesnitch @basedmasses 69? I’d be surpised if you’ve ever seen yourself naked.

[Barnacle Betty @ShipofMiracles]

@basedmasses @Brocklesnitch I mean, go ahead and think whatever you want about your Whiteness and your god, but like, don’t tread on me, man.

[Barnacle Betty @ShipofMiracles]

@basedmasses @Brocklesnitch “Unapologetically White.” Capital W. Fucking goober.

[Barnacle Betty @ShipofMiracles]

@Brocklesnitch @basedmasses I mean if things get really bad, it will be One Battle After Another, so is that what he’s saying?

[Barnacle Betty @ShipofMiracles]

@DniceHoti @justinboldaji He’s giving Rufio a little bit.

[Barnacle Betty @ShipofMiracles]

@CapoDeiCapi718 @ettingermentum Whoa. I need to know more.
Union guy?

[Barnacle Betty @ShipofMiracles]

@KayNixon178759 @danieljchacon @realDonaldTrump @SpeakerJohnson @RepGabeVasquez MAGA decided child rape by their leaders including Trump is nbd w/the Justice Dept (snort) refusing to press charges or even name Epstein collaborators.

MAGA is actively dismantling news organizations & retaliating against journalists for reporting the truth.

Priorities. 2/2

[Barnacle Betty @ShipofMiracles]

@KayNixon178759 @danieljchacon @realDonaldTrump @SpeakerJohnson @RepGabeVasquez I mean, it’s theater. Illustration of the subserviance of Republicans.

These two consented to this and well, good people believe in bodily autonomy and freedom of expression. (1/2)

[Barnacle Betty @ShipofMiracles]

Let’s face it @RuPaul and @RuPaulsDragRace taught this generation about the power of SHADE.

[Acyn @Acyn]

El-Sayed: Donald Trump cannot seem to keep my name out of his mouth. Habibi, if you can’t say the name, don’t say the name. “Abdul. Abull”. Do not say it like that. It is creepy. Holds onto the "L" a little too long. Natalie is going to show him this clip and he’s going to be so mad.

[Acyn @Acyn]

El-Sayed: Donald Trump cannot seem to keep my name out of his mouth. Habibi, if you can’t say the name, don’t say the name. “Abdul. Abull”. Do not say it like that. It is creepy. Holds onto the "L" a little too long. Natalie is going to show him this clip and he’s going to be so mad.

[Barnacle Betty @ShipofMiracles]

I mean. they were already planning on doing this today. Nice masks though.

[Daniel Chacon @danieljchacon]

The protesters include a man wearing a mask of @realDonaldTrump with a woman on a dog leash wearing a mask of @SpeakerJohnson. Supporters of Democrat @RepGabeVasquez are also part of the mix. #nmpol

[Barnacle Betty @ShipofMiracles]

@Chinchillazllla It isn’t a low bar at all. Well to me it’s crazy impressive to be able to do. I couldn’t do that and not make it look studied or fake.

[Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin]

one of my earliest memories is pulling myself up an endless flight of stairs before reaching the top to watch my mom & dad dance to "Islands in the Stream" in their room. they used to fill the house with music all day and my mom played parton every single day, RIP

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i think you might be the opposite of artificial intelligence in that you're naturally stupid

[JoshTheProgressive @joshforprogress]

As a Jewish American, fuck you @RepJeffries .

@hasanthehun never said Jews are inviting violence against themselves and that is a disgusting spin job on your part. But seems like your donors are having everyone post the same faux outrage...

He explained very clearly in fact how guys like you are making life for American Jews like me less safe, by interlocking our identies to Israel.

So when some antisemetic piece of shit decides to attack Jews in America, its not because of a Twitch streamer; its because politicians like yourself have made us a target.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

do not let a coordinated republican smear campaign become “reality.” my argument against the dangerous false conflation between zionism and judaism which in turn increases antisemitism is now turned on it’s head. zionism is not judaism. antizionism is not antisemitism.

[Tisya Mavuram @tmavuram]

in 2024 I was in a power broker book club that was mostly women and three men. first guy quit after 100 pages. second guy quit six months in and then planned to return but did not because of a disastrous breakup with a friend of the book club. third guy would’ve stuck it out but then he quit because of a disastrous breakup with me. in conclusion the power broker is for the girls