Deep State Mithrandir

politics, history and culture commentary when serious, low-effort jokes the rest of the time

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The vanguard party will be led by work-from-home project managers and HR specialists

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@_belsenwasagas Lmao oops!

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It isn’t strictly “conservative” in a philosophical sense, but the elevation of philosophical materialism in left wing consideration of man and his relation to the world has proffered a very simple view of man. Meet man’s needs and something is still missing

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Although I’m a left-leaning libtard through and through, I’ve always found the conservative conception of man, broadly speaking, very interesting—that man’s essence precedes existence and cannot be fully and completely satisfied materially.

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@bronzeagePONK Rad Dicks

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ok but his name is literally nimrod workman lol

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okay enough time has passed if you’re not attracted to me your taste is rooted in pedophilia and patriarchy

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New Englanders reacting to anti-federalists Kirkifying Hamilton’s face onto caricatures of slaves in political cartoons: “Is that the likeness of Hamilton on this bondsman Or have I been touched by the brain fever!”

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@primewaterjug Kirkifying things in political cartoons but it’s Hamilton after he died in that duel

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I don’t think people should Kirkify pornography

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@pawffiliated Pre-Elon Twitter days feel like stories of legend now. They were so good

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Do I really have to pay for this stupid fucking app if I want longer tweets and exposure lol

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@OrthodoxOrigen And they’ll say that scripture actually encourages them to be capitalists

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@Vandiemenlandr I agree. I’ve been trying to find something as similarly complex with political intrigue. Reading Dune right now but I wish I could read ASOIAF for the first time all over again

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@Vandiemenlandr I love them both and don’t have a favorite, but I know GRRM would bow to Tolkien

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@Vandiemenlandr but can he finish the story?

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People will say that there’s no such thing as being born into the wrong body but you cannot convince me that this isn’t a gay jewish man stuck in the body of a 19th century German-American political boss

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.@POTUS: "I got the highest gay vote in the history of politics for a Republican — and I played the Gay National Anthem!" 🤣

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“You should read 1984 by George Orwell. Very scary parallels with today.”

I should read a book for babies?

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The second great awakening was so successful bc followers used it as a vehicle for greater community involvement and leadership in a political environment that excluded non-propertied citizens from voting. Take that thread and follow it to homophobic evangelical child preachers.

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The development of Christianity in the US took liberalism and democratization of the Word to the extreme. This is only possible in this religious environment. This is distinctly and uniquely Americana. And I hate it so much that I love it.

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At least say something creative and funny like your genetic ancestral spirit that animates your race compels you to conquer the world. I don’t want to hear about how the democrats created the KKK

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when talking to someone irl and they start dropping some fox news tier commentary it’s so hard not to be like “damn you’re gay as shit”