Dumb that it needs to be said, but I'm adding this line to the copyright page in all my books:
This novel is the product of human imagination and craftsmanship.
Bringing wonder and curiosity to the world of science!
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If you talk about your book constantly, people will think you're desperate. If you never mention it, it will sell exactly 6 copies (4 to your mom). The secret is to only talk to people who are trapped—airplane seatmates, Uber drivers, first dates, and anyone at the DMV.