Shirley STAB💜

It's getting spooky...
I follow back!!!
Most things I post are satire

[Shirley STAB💜 @Shirleysknife]

@hiyakachan52192 Cat Valentine lost her damn mind

[znxa @lxcas_091]

@illitfanatic and then you can’t pee afterwards

[Shirley STAB💜 @Shirleysknife]

On her chromebook btw

[Shirley STAB💜 @Shirleysknife]

Some girl in my algebra class has Angel Dust r34 as her Google wallpaper

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@Cerisiae @erenfromtargets @hiyakachan52192 @Fidgetoybolumia No like as in a comeback in an argument. Srry it was the closest thing to best ender😣

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

kids are NOT watching Disney Channel these days , they watching Baddies and NowThatsTv 😭😭

[Shirley STAB💜 @Shirleysknife]

"Zcik and Omyurice are on the ground"
Me asf

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When I catch oomf listening to Femtanyl and MC bushpig

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@Fidgetoybolumia Did he just shake his flatty nothing burger

[FidgetToyBolumia @Fidgetoybolumia]

-Voted today
-open twt
-eats protein chips
-Checkmate the chile henni clocks

♟️

[🪽 @365partygiirlxx]

opening twitter and seeing that a post you made 2 days ago got 1 like

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@DonHuffines SHUT UP YOU RAT!!!

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"BTS, Sombr, Ella Langley, Nicki, Femtanyl, Tate mcrae, Ghost and Pals, and Gracie all have a phobia of blonde people"
Me asf as fuck

[weather @dsxf234161]

dudes will see this and go "hell yeah"

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@Fidgetoybolumia Manifesting it🥰🥰🥰

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@Fidgetoybolumia @erenfromtargets @hiyakachan52192 @Cerisiae Breakout of khia asylum I think

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@erenfromtargets @Shirleysknife
🏆Flop of the year
🏆Best new account
🏆Best mutuals

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@Cerisiae SEND HELP LIKE MY TWEETS

[Shirley STAB💜 @Shirleysknife]

@Cerisiae I DON'T HAVE ANY

[𝒻ℴ𝓁𝓁ℴ𝓌𝒾𝓃𝑔.. @thatmessytrail]

“cracker is a slur”
“straggot is a slur”
“cis/cissy is a slur”