Arushi (आरुषि) Pandey

Raised on old songs and classical music. Hogwarts student at heart. Maggi addict. Voracious reader. Dosa lover. Serial Puzzler. Hufflepuff. Bog chale kya?

[Arushi (आरुषि) Pandey @ShiroPandey]

Coming back is always overwhelming.

You look for familiarity in unknown faces and wait for a hint of recognition in others.

A lifetime was lived within these walls.

#BITSian

[HT Gurugram @HTGurgaon]

CAQM report flags inadequate C&D waste processing in Gurugram

(✍️Mihika Shah)

https://t.co/4LW9hbakvy

[Sanjana @herecomsthesan]

we should turn off AI for a week to see if people's brains still work

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 JEE Advanced 2026 has achieved a historic milestone, with more than 10,000 girls qualifying for admission to the IITs for the first time.

[Nikolaus Klaus @nikolausklaus17]

In horror movies the ghost is always a woman or a child because there's nothing a man can do as a ghost that he can't already do as a man

[Twonks @twonkscomics]

Grown up

[Cockroach is Back @Cockroachisback]

How would you rate the Education Minister’s performance?

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[Arushi (आरुषि) Pandey @ShiroPandey]

How many times can one man give feedback on the same exact slide?

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

#CBSEToolkit. After mismanaging the entire system, CBSE has now switched to damage control mode. CBSE is sending scripts to school principals to defend the On Screen Marking system. Principals making insta reels repeating the same lines given by CBSE.
1. Principal DPS Siliguri

[Dolla Sto Waffles @Wook316]

Fuck you Netflix for helping me spell a movie you don't even have.

[shirish @shiri_shh]

Before this tweet...life was fun and peaceful 😭

[Sajcasm @sajcasm_]

Peeli Rekha se door hat ke khade ho, Delhi Metro has been warning us since always 🥹

[Arushi (आरुषि) Pandey @ShiroPandey]

Was the line drawn around Sita for her protection or as a reminder of her boundaries in the absence of men to enforce them?

[Arushi (आरुषि) Pandey @ShiroPandey]

Guess who booked her tickets to @varungrover’s comedy show 3 months in advance and is quite pleased with herself.

[Arushi (आरुषि) Pandey @ShiroPandey]

All the bulbs in my house conspire against me. There is always one that is out, even if I have replaced them 4 days ago.

One bulb is ALWAYS out.

[Arushi (आरुषि) Pandey @ShiroPandey]

Public service announcement, please stop using em-dashes in your written communication. You may have written it yourself, but my mind directly goes to ChatGPT.

Pls.

[Arushi (आरुषि) Pandey @ShiroPandey]

Be polite. Be kind. Be heard.

[Arushi (आरुषि) Pandey @ShiroPandey]

I will not understand Adobe’s obsession with Noida.

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 Adobe has opened a big new office in Noida, Uttar Pradesh.

[Arushi (आरुषि) Pandey @ShiroPandey]

I hate people who refuse to accept that the point of setting a meeting is that it is supposed to end, at the mentioned time.

[Arushi (आरुषि) Pandey @ShiroPandey]

Washroom is a haven where women end up when they do not want to talk to in-laws.