Suseel Menon

Simplicity the byword. Manchester United fan. Atheist. Technology junkie.

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@LifeLearner212 @ShiroPandey @DelhiPolice Naam change Karle. Zindagi me bhi joker hi hai Tu.

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@DelhiPolice Right back at you.

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@ShiroPandey @MunCorpGurugram @AjayKumarIAS13 DLF One Garbage Center

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@ShiroPandey I loaf you

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@ShiroPandey Sly way of telling others what to gift you :P

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@ShiroPandey 2hrs later. Back to news tweets :)

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@IndiGo6E Please stop your planes’ boarding music!!!!! Silence is better than this ear-sore!!!!!

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@ShiroPandey @htTweets The Heaven Times

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@ShiroPandey They are called baton lights now

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@ShiroPandey Cost?

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@ShiroPandey Their other brand ambassadors only have 10 fingers.

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@ShiroPandey Update. Ye mar gaya.

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@ShiroPandey @bookmyshow @lifeindistrict For those interested, this streak lasted 25 days. @bookmyshow was reinstalled cause @varungrover is more important.

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@ShiroPandey @NestleIndia You get a free Mou for life cause you tattooed Mou

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@ShiroPandey @BluSmartIndia @daily_objects @my_mokobara Comet Plis don’t buy flats in Camellias and go bankrupt?

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@ShiroPandey Gurugramluru

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@ShiroPandey @airindia “Ding ding ding, Yatriya krupya dhyan de” is still better.

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@ShiroPandey Of course

[Arushi (आरुषि) Pandey @ShiroPandey]

I know Indore and Bhopal stations are clean, but damn Palakkad station. You give good competition!

[Arushi (आरुषि) Pandey @ShiroPandey]

Friends are choosing a city to buy houses in. Here’s what we got so far-

Delhi – fresh air sold separately
Bangalore – hope you like traffic and language tests
Bombay – sell a kidney, still can’t rent a cupboard
Kolkata - already crumbling down

Don’t have one for Hyderabad yet