Flight Attendant

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Awkward moment when you're all out of $1's and you just kind of sneakily walk away from the van #ShitFAsSay #FAprobs

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

Ppl always try to FORCE the LOCKED "crew bin" open, look around, then try AGAIN. It was locked the first attempt. Nothing changed #FAprobs

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

Exhausted is an understatement #ShitFAsSay #FAprobs

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

This guy has been staring at me all day... #ShitFAsSay #FAprobs

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

Just an observation here... A lot of Asians fly to and from MCI #noice #ShitFAsSay #FAprobs

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

It's an unspoken rule... If the pickup is before 6AM there is NO talking in the van #ShitFAsSay #FAprobs

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

Not paid enough to deal with this shit. Passed out DRUNK/MEDICATED #whoknows #FAprobs #ShitFAsSay

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

#ShitFAsSay #TheOscars #TheOscars2014

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

My dreams consist of:ppl not putting their seat backs upright, lines for the lavs, pax wanting hot tea and running out of forms #ShitFAsSay

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

Oh wait! I need to paint my fingernails real quick. It'll take me like 30 seconds #ShitFAsSay #FAprobs

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

Also had a lady shit herself on take off and on landing.... on a 38 min flight.... #FML #HappyValentinesDay #ShitFAsSay #FAprobs

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

Had a guy reading a porno's autobiography on a flight today {pictures included} #justNO #ShitFAsSay #FAprobs

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

I've taken a sudden interest in identifying planes as they fly over #ShitFAsSay

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

Sleeping in my own bed is as uncommon as seeing a pig fly.... #ohwait #ShitFAsSay

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

The main reason I don't want to go to work today is because I really don't want to put on pantyhose #ShitFAsSay

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

"You're confused and clueless" - what I wish I could say to A LOT of passengers #ShitFAsSay

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

"No, I do not have hot chocolate..." (Repeat 509272904027261 times daily) #ShitFAsSay #FAprobs

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

I'm tired of playing "guess that smell" #eww #uneedDOforyourBO #ShitFAsSay #FAprobs

[Flight Attendant @ShitFAsSay]

Had a close call on takeoff the other day..... #FAprobs