Shit Panda

PROUD SUPPORTER OF THE 3rd Amendment

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

If we ever make alien contact their first introduction to the people of earth should be them running the gauntlet with @seanseaevans on Hot Ones

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

Yeah that’s going right in my ass

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

@scrubsandsauv I worked with someone who previously worked at Wayfair during this and they said it was just a perfect storm of naming the items with female names and a complex pricing logic that just defaulted to a high price to prevent them selling furniture for way too cheap.

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

My wife: “Do you think you would last a day in my brain?”

Me: “There would be a cold piece of metal in my mouth so fast”

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

@BarstoolBigCat @PAWSChicago How much did the big check cost? Thinking of pulling a power move on my land lord (step dad)

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

@ohiotate If your fitness pal doesn’t look like this, then don’t post it.

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

They won’t stop
#PokemonTCGPocket

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

Told my new co-worker I play the Pokémon trading card game on my phone sometimes and he added me to his gc for it…

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

#PokemonTCG #PokemonTCGPocket

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

Told my new co-worker I play the Pokémon trading card game on my phone sometimes and he added me to his gc for it…

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

We honestly shouldn’t leave any man alone with their own thoughts

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

If Jake Paul and Mike Tyson don’t make out in the middle of the ring we riot #TrumpsAmerica

[Evan Kilgore 🇺🇸 @EvanAKilgore]

This is Donald Trump's America.

Are you happy Republicans?

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

Men have feelings and they need to be able to express them in a healthy way #MensHealth

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

@Troy_Chapman I get the same email from the Dennys I had prom at

[greg @greg16676935420]

Probably about time I close my DM’s for a bit

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

This man is about to catch some put the fries in the bag type of hands

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

Chappell Roan 🤝 Little Caesar’s

Letting everyone know you’re hot and ready

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

I just want him to take this cheddar

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

@BarstoolBigCat Moo Deng been real quiet since this Diddy stuff came out…

[Shit Panda @ShitItextKyle]

@That_Guy_Zachh Me and the boys used to air bnb this place and order a bunch of long John silvers to just gamble with the rest of our night. Told all our wives we were having a casino weekend