As Told By Jordan

Documenting the crazy life of Jordan Guthrie White. This account is in no way affiliated with Jordan G. White. This message is approved by Jordan White™

[Nathaniel Mora @RealNathanMora]

It’s funny, Bill Clinton signs a law in ‘96 promoting immigrant family separation & mass deportation. No one cared. When Obama deported and separated more immigrant families than all previous presidents, liberals said NOTHING. But because it’s Trump, now you “care” #Hypocrites

[Nathaniel Mora @RealNathanMora]

After tonight, it’s very clear that Democrats’ only objectives are obstruction & prepare for 2020. They have no intention to work with the president or serve the people. What a disgrace. Further proves how out of touch they are with with the people #DemocraticResponse #SOTU

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

See, here's an another picture.... she's not fat so that's good!" #AsToldByJordan

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

"Y'all she likes to fish, and she's cute, and SHE'S REAL" #AsToldByJordan

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

I mean she gives good blowjobs but are good blowjobs really worth going to hell? #AsToldByJordan #GodIsWatching

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

@str8fromDrew you should be more original

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

@str8fromDrew nice bio. Looks kinda familiar.....

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

"The girls call me Subway.... Cause it's not quality meat and it's definitely not 6 inches." #AsToldByJordan

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

"Only Bill Clinton is immune to cheating and that's because his wife is a lesbian." #Trump2016 #UpYoursHillary #AsToldByJordan

[UNC Humor @UNC_Humor]

#SaveHesNot

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

@TheJordanWhite1 yes you did Jordan..... I was in the truck when you said it pulling into wolf ridge parking lot 32 minutes ago

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

"MMMMM. You droppin' your daughters off here daddy?.... Worst mistake you ever made 😏" #AsToldByJordan #ImAboutToDiveIn

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

Person: ".....Drew Savage?"
Jordan: "Yeah he thinks a lot of himself" #AsToldByJordan #YesDrewGuthrieWeMeanYou

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

"Have you noticed my Twitter picture is me holding a dead possum?" #AsToldByJordan

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

"Please don't tweet anything obscene" #AsToldByJordan

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

Come and get ladies. I'm looking for my future wife #AsToldByJordan #ImTalkingToYouSarah

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

"Can you blame all of those male nascar drivers for finishing before Danica Patrick? I mean look at her!" #AsToldByJordan

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

#Swag #AsToldByJordan

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

#AsToldByJordan #ComeGetItLadies

[As Told By Jordan @ShitJordanSaysU]

"I'm all for the Walmart in Swansboro, let the boro burn." #AsToldByJordan