Shit Jr Sailors Say

the sprite goes on the starburst side, duh. (hilarious kids+sailing camp=the funniest tweets you will ever read)

[Lapis @LapisAssuli]

@ShitJrSailorSay me: what's this line connected to the boom called? Child: is it the vape or the varp? Me: you mean vang? Child: suuuure

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@ShitJrSailorSay me: "have you guys ever been sailing before?" Kid: "what's sailing?"

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"I'm too ashy today so I can't go sailing"

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"I know what the sides are called! Porn and starburst!"

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What's it called when your boat flips?
"TIPSIZE?!!?"

[John Monahan @jmx3232]

Space cadet sailing kid: *steps on Johns sunglasses* "I thought it was a branch" @ShitJrSailorSay

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"Miss Kate do you know what you can turn water into?"
"Ice?"
"PEE!!"

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*sitting in a rowboat*
"LOOK MA, IM SAILING!"

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"My name is Aiden, but you can call me Aiden"

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"This here boat smells like DEAD POOP!!!"

[Dinghy Crew Problems @crew_issues]

*20 knot wind*
Jr Sailor: My pants are luffing!!!!!
#shitjrsailorssay @ShitJrSailorSay

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But I've already broken 13 arms!

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" I like the sound of chimichanga it brightens up my day."

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" I know what time it is because of what time it is and I know what time it is because it's that time" #oh

[The Inverted Batten @InvertedBatton]

@ShitJrSailorSay My kid: "I think being dehydrated is good luck for me" #absolutelynot

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"Stop moving your tiller around so much" "But I get bored sometimes" #facepalm

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"Shawty you be trippin if you think imma get in that boat!" #ghettosailingcamp

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"You can touch the booby but don't go any further than that!" #youmeanbuoy #shitjrsailorssay

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"These boats ain't loyal" #shitjrsailorssay