Shit Koel Says

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*Watching March Madness*
"So if they tie, do they go into overtime?"

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"I was smarter at 6 years old than Einstein was at age 6"

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@sunji_ekim Hey wanna grab some subway?

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@ShitKoelSays (2/2)
*Niko takes Bucky's room*
*Koel takes Mac's room*
*Koel doesn't get $100*
*Koel stuck in shitty room*

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(1 of 2) Calculate Koel's Opportunity Cost:
*Niko offers Koel $100 for his room*
*Koel refuses*
*Bucky takes the Koel's room*

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"No Niko! You can't have Cody's room! That's My room!"

[Alec Garofalo @AlecGarofalo56]

@ShitKoelSays I rock more tanks than tienanmen square #needtogetthispagegoingagain

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Worker @ Pasta Bar: "next"
Koel: *walks forward with typical koel look in his face*
Worker @ Pasta Bar: "fuck."

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What Koel be saying to the tinder hoes #ShitKoelSays

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"Sixer Sixer!".
Koel:"wait, what's sixer?"

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"Is it weird that it really turns me on when a girl's skin is the texture of under armour". Yes, Adam. Yes it is.

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"Yo consunji. We shoulddd uhhhh we should chill." *avoids eye contact because shut down is imminent *

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Koel texting a #tinderhoe for the first time.

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"@CoIlegefessions: "I get on Tinder to use cheesy pickup lines and see what happens with my matches." - Occidental College"

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Text messages from Koel: "Hey bro what are you doing? Subway run?"

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Coach Smith: "Koel what do you do on (name of play)?".

Koel: "Umm (wrong answer). No wait, (right answer). No, um (same wrong amswer)."

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Follow me as i live tweet our next offensive line film meeting!

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"Hey I think ur cute and I know you think I'm cute too. We should hang out :P "