Coven Goals

A collection of out of context quotes my coven says. #WitchCraft #TeamThrice

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‘Witchcraft is motivation for mentally unwell people’ - L, 2k19

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S: “...guys does your butthole twitch when you talk to your fetch, or nah?”

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“I don’t think you’d like devil porn. It’s phallic-obsessed.”

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L: You don’t eat ass, ya boring.

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I was gonna suggest something sustainable long term we could work on. But then ellie said we should just piss on a plant and that sounds so much easier?

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Remember that time we power washed everything?

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S: You like snow peas? That's what sperm tastes like.
E: If sperm tasted like snows peas I would have a very different sexual experience.

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Those feels when you use mandrake oil as lube and ride your bae to the Sabbat 😇🍆💦

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You don't need to do witchcraft, just be yourself. 🙌🏼

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Spiritual blessings 💦

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Oh my gods, your fetch is such a gemini!
♊ 😂♊

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Other witches: merry meet Elaine

Us: Sup sluts

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Well you see, astrologically speaking... You're a Cunt 😘

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Ah I love satan's butthole. #ContextWhatContext

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A: How do you identify?

B: M 2 ASS-TERISK

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Philip trying to get rid of his hiccups by aligning his three souls:
"It's the micronism to the macronism"

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Choke me Odin daddy

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*picks up cute love charms book:
A: ewww monogamy!

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'I mean it gets down to like -10'
'My nipples will be so hard'

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