Shit Christie Says

We the shit our NJ Governor Chris Christie says. You should too!

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While your house falls apart, NJ will spend your money renovating theirs.
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[Bill Spadea @BillSpadea]

So @GovChristie would trade ur money to line his pockets. Join the conversation @nj1015 & @ChasingNews #definitionofcorruption #nobookdeal

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Christie pushing proposal to revise state law to cash in on book deal tied to increase lawmakers staff salaries. https://t.co/r5sDD2J7ju

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The fireworks are right here! @nj1015 @BillSpadea #chrischristie #gastax
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@BillSpadea did @ericscottnj1015 really just say “irregardless”? This is worse than @DanZarro ‘s “having said that”

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#ChrisChristie appears to be taken hostage at Trump event. https://t.co/mCKDpaBks3 #FreeChrisChristie

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“This is frickin’ ridiculous. Seriously?! Seriously?”
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[njdotcom @njdotcom]

Playing the #GOPDebate drinking game? Follow along with @NJ_Politics. http://t.co/f6PjwCPRye

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GOP Debate Drinking Game Rules http://t.co/a8lBizkYOV #GOPDebate #ChrisChristie #DonaldTrump

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“Is there something you don’t understand about, `No questions?'”
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VIDEO: #ChrisChristie falls off chair https://t.co/3swgVWQgSa

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Today at 2pm EST - #ChrisChristie will deliver his State of the State address. Watch live online - http://t.co/qUlxA19cwK #newjersey

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VIDEO: Chris Christie's missed high-five with Jerry Jones https://t.co/kghqdNCSkX #chrischristie #jerryjones #dallascowboys

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The Washington Post summarizes just what gets Christie going.. http://t.co/JxLa8u2pKv

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VIDEO: #ChrisChristie and #KaciHickox spoofed on SNL http://t.co/Furjbc8Fwr #snl @njdotcom

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“it’s just another day at the ranch at Rancho Christie“ http://t.co/2MMK7l1sAt #ChrisChristie

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“There’s about 1,000 things I’ll do tonight. Going to dinner with you is about 1,001" http://t.co/9ycwHA1FrU #ChrisChristie

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"Whatever. Get in line ... I’ve been sued lots of times before" http://t.co/GoVX1YMVA3 #ChrisChristie #KaciHickox #Ebola

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“My comments are never almost universally interpreted the way I mean them” http://t.co/kHDrFlM4Q3 #ChrisChristie

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"It's time to start offending people" http://t.co/w2YvRymbN7 #ChrisChristie