Shit SamSays

Sam the man manchild

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

(Watching the CMTs) Sam says-"he's black"

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

Sam falls down the stairs.."what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, except cocaine that shit will just kill you"

[Brett Boegel @BrettBoegel]

CM Punk! CM Punk! CM Punk! #WrestleManiaXXX

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

I'm gunna bite em I'm gunna bite em.. Eww I bit him

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

They have to be over 340...

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

The bigger the better!

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

What's up bitches!

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

I'm here you're queer get used to it!

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

Sam"I like the bread sticks".. Me"have u ever eatin there?" Sam"no but I think I would like them"

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

I went back and showered with a bunch of guys

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

I'm as tired as a bat during the day ... And that's pretty tired

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

You can call me white magic

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

Poop on them I don't care

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

We should just trick north korea into letting us buy their land... They prolly need the money

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

Are nick nacks them things u throw on the ground and try to hit them with marbles

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

Just got done lifting and I am high from smoking that weight room

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

Once I turn 30 I'm getting a cane

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

(Vin diesel) if I were a movie star I would change my name to Sam Gasoline

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

I can't believe they haven't found the titanic yet

[Shit SamSays @ShitSamFSays]

He's as white as a piece of paper