ShitToddAkinSays

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[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I mean, Donald’s a piece of shit on his best days but this seems...next level? I dunno. SOMETHING’S happening, either behind the scenes now or it’s heading for us soon.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

You don’t believe in climate change. You are excused from this conversation.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Yes, I am famously under-scrutinized.

https://t.co/OtvP8nYwoK

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

Reminder: Coming from this White House, neither transcripts nor weather maps can be trusted

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

WH accidentally emailed talking points to House Dems

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

What?!

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

Is this real?!!!!!!!!!!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

50 years ago, history was written at the Stonewall Inn when New York's LGBT community stood up, spoke out, and started a movement. In 2016 I was proud to designate it as a national monument—a reminder the arc of our history is an arc of progress as long as we keep pushing for it.

[ShitToddAkinSays @ShitToddAkinSay]

@hqtrivia #HQMarvelNight gotta be Spidey. 🕷And how does San Diego work with your nefarious plans?

[HQ Trivia @hqtrivia]

Marvel Movie Trivia starts TONIGHT at 9p ET on HQ!

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Want a chance at getting some? Here's how:

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[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Make another suit. https://t.co/mu9w13xsi0

[ShitToddAkinSays @ShitToddAkinSay]

@ChuckGrassley You want a medal? For doing your job? Retire, you soulless sack of bile.

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Sanders said today the WH is not looking for the taxpayers to pay for the wall while at the same time said the WH is looking to other agencies to find wall funding. Is @presssec aware that agencies of the federal government are funded by taxpayers?

[ShitToddAkinSays @ShitToddAkinSay]

Only the very best people. https://t.co/SSvb2R5bQa

[Chris “Law Dork” Geidner @chrisgeidner]

The White House Says They Have No Idea How Controversial Religious Leaders Were Involved In The Jerusalem Embassy Opening https://t.co/mfpHhZUCmx by @TasneemN

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

So, they’re streaming music in The Sunken Place?? That’s got Be where the audience @kanyewest is courting is gonna buy that new release!#shallwesavehim#hedon’twannabesaved

[Rebecca Ballhaus @rebeccaballhaus]

Trump told Comey the dossier couldn't be right because he never even spent the night in Russia on his 2013 trip there. But Bloomberg has flight records showing he landed in Moscow at 6:15 a.m. on the Friday and didn't leave until 3:58 a.m. Sunday morning. https://t.co/pg2bPLN3Zc

[ShitToddAkinSays @ShitToddAkinSay]

@EWErickson You know “froo-froo” is an expression that comes from the French language, right?

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Yikes. Sen. Tammy Duckworth (D-IL): “I will not be lectured about what our military needs by a five-deferment draft dodger.” She labels the president “Cadet Bone Spurs.”

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

🙄 Here’s the interview; judge for yourself:

https://t.co/ABRsdNTltt https://t.co/fFmd8DU3XT

[John Dingell @JohnDingell]

I fully support @realDonaldTrump’s interest in space travel to Mars, and I wish him the absolute best in his travels.