Product Managers

Product [managers]

[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

Productize: Please sprinkle the magic pixie-product dust on this process.

[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

I think @pm_bag has a few more

[Carl Vellotti 🥞 @carlvellotti]

Being a PM = saying these things until you retire:

Can I help you with any blockers?

Do we have any user research?

Our teams should talk more

It's not on the roadmap

I'll put it in the backlog

I can lead this meeting

What's the goal here?

What's the status?

No

[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

ChatGPT Joke:
Why did the product manager cross the road? Because they couldn't resist the opportunity to A/B test which side had a higher conversion rate for chicken crossing! They take "market research" to a whole new clucking level!

[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

@JustAnotherPM I guess about 14 years, officially

[Carl Vellotti 🥞 @carlvellotti]

"Didn't you need this urgently?"

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

The milk makes it better. This is the only food that has it. It's the "secret sauce"

[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

Random product managers wandering about trying to find dog food to eat

[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

You should eat this

[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

Typical 10X Engineers

[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

@ProdMgmtTips Well?

[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

If Date Nights require Sprint Planning

You might be a Product Manager

[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

If your New Years Resolution was a SMART goal

You might be a Product Manager

[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

If your Wedding Guests were seated according to a VENN diagram

You might be a Product Manager

[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

Thank god. I don’t want to do this anymore anyway

[JustAnotherPM | Sid @JustAnotherPM]

Product management will be dead in 5 years.

Change my mind.

[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

Standing in an empty room yelling at data

[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

You ever get into an argument with your lead engineer and are just like... "alright, guess I'll sleep on the couch"

[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

Them: Hey, you probably need more context, but can you check out these questions? [link to questions]

Me: Yep, those are questions.
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[Product Managers @Shit_PMs_Say]

C-suite: I think there's a semicolon somewhere in the code that's keeping us from knocking this out of the park