Shithead Internet World

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@Alphafox78 Once a dollar is taxed, it should never be taxed again. What a stupid fuckin thought. Slur

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This is the worst thing to happen since 10/7

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Bradley Cooper Spent spent 6 years learning how to conduct 6 minutes and 21 seconds of music in this scene

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Shithead Internet World @ShitheadWorld]

To rephrase, after hundreds of years of oppression, people decided to revolt against the Whitey that had done the oppressing. 40 years later a man baby cries about being treated unfairly

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

The public is just waking up to an ongoing 40-year crime of organized and extraordinary discrimination against White men.

We couldn’t even discuss it in public until recently.

Watch in the comments how many people think I am exaggerating. They will learn. Eventually.

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Dr. P's statement implies the existence of a quite curious quest:

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

And it's getting just impossible to find child porn... :)

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@benshapiro likes his wife’s pussy like he likes his Popeye’s biscuits, dry and unpleasant to munch on

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@ClassicFirearm not planning on swapping my JHP for a #yeetcannon but my girl may like one of these #freeshippingplease

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@netflix might have taken a hit for the amount of #cigarette #smoking in @Stranger_Things, but I think they also deserve credit for the #sexpositive #education it contains, like this scene in #strangerthings3 where Robin helps Dustin "crack the code"

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@dril Now you don’t have to just watch—you can make your very own Steve Harvey Fleshlight vid: Introducing the @IAmSteveHarvey x @Fleshlight Limited Edition #Fleshjack!

[Shithead Internet World @ShitheadWorld]

Introducing the @IAmSteveHarvey x @Fleshlight Limited Edition #Fleshjack! Available for #preorder 4/1/19 at https://t.co/WaeA8ww9VC #fleshlight #steveharvey #fleshjack #masturbation #sextoys #moustache

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i’m pretty bummed out, @FamilyVideo. i wanted to watch the #avengers, but when i got home, there was nothing in this rental case but ash #infinitywar #thanos #marvel #mcu

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Wow! Looks like @pennjillette from Penn & Teller provides some pretty convincing reasoning here for supporting legislation that would make it mandatory for all celebrities to wear body cameras! #Advertisement paid for by @axon_enterprise #ad #pennandteller #real #bodycam #donaldtrump

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wow, looks like @Google's image search #AI servers have a bit of a crush on @benshapiro! who knew that #siliconvalley could find #trolling #libtards so #sexy?!

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aaaaaand the house is clean

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a healthy dose of millennial fuel #SaturdayMotivation

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sex is better without condoms #LifeAdviceIn5Words

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i heard at a recent local patriot meetup that a #prostate massage can cause a #straight #man to nearly instantly #ejaculate even if another straight man is performing it. @RealAlexJones, will ProstaGuard protect me from this inadvertent homosexuality? are all men's prostates gay?

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@realDonaldTrump #periodsex @FLOTUS

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wow, @tomhanks is a truly great actor—one of the few who can make the transition from Hollywood to pornography and stay true to the craft (even with people watching... talking about you @WilsonSportingG you sick voyeuristic bastard) #castaway #performanceunderpressure #moneyshot

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hey @robreiner and @realDonaldTrump, it sounds like we need another military branch to help defend from cyber missles can you two collab on a solution? maybe it could be called something cool like Syber Squad (change the C in cyber to S for extra alliteration)