Shitt Romney

Former Gov. of Mass. trying to become president of the good ol' US of A

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Well I lost. See ya!!! #outee

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Here's job creation: pay two people half as much for the same work. Maybe 1/3 until I take care of payroll taxes. #voteforme

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Do we really want THIS? http://t.co/1wENpuZi #srsly

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Economic growth! RT @mashable: Why did Etch A Sketch sales rank jump 1,556% on Amazon after a Romney aide's gaffe? http://t.co/SwTbFMoZ

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Look, the brilliance of an Etch-a-Sketch is that your mistakes vanish. No biggie. I believe you people who play sports call it a "do-over."

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Who Said It: Me or Mr. Burns? http://t.co/jOQHeqeK You know, is there even a difference? I only say that because I got 9 wrong.

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Who has two thumbs and partied so hard he just woke up? This guy.

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Hey Ohio, I think I'll buy a house in you. That way if this doesn't work out I can be your next... something. Something good. #Vote #Romney

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Now there's a movie! RT @ladybirdj: Looks like Rick Santorum could have done a pretty good Jack & Jill parody with one of his relatives.

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Vermont! Welcome to the Romney collective. Please send your $5 for your official decoder pin. #Vote #Voteforme

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That's where you people like to buy your chips and socks, right? Walmart? I get my socks from Filipe, a Peruvian who makes them by hand.

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While you're out voting for me on #SuperTuesday drop by #Walmart and buy a few things, unslide the #Dow. #Buy #Vote #Buy #Vote #BuyVotes

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Wouldn't you rather vote for a wealthy man, than vote for some quasi-rich man propped-up by wealthy men? #TruthTweet

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Super Tuesday! Vote early, vote often. For me. Feel free to tell people who to vote for >100 feet from the door! #Romney #Vote #SuperTuesday

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#SometimesYouHaveTo swallow the bitter pill that will make you stronger. Vote Romney 2012.

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I think it's perfectly obvious that I'm for whatever the good people of the United States want me to be for.

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Well I certainly respect Mr. Burns on "The Simpson Television Program." Another great American businessman. http://t.co/JumdcBWV

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I really love Twitter. The Tweets are just the right length.

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Going into Super Tuesday I'd like you all to remember that if @RickSantorum is elected he pledged to have 3 more children #Voteforme #Romney

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Why have an abortion when it's easier and more profitable to sell the baby to people that are better than you? #Romney #Vote #Abortion