Shitty Programmer

Best #programming tips. Codes exclusively in dogescript. Used to be run by @20c109, kinda dead now lol

[Shitty Programmer @ShittyProgrammr]

install autohotkey so you can rebind tab as four spaces.

[Shitty Programmer @ShittyProgrammr]

The #github editor is my favorite IDE.

[Mike Horne @recantha]

Don't worry about naming conventions, just call it whatever. #shittyprogrammingtips

[Praveen Puglia @praveenpuglia]

Loud #Music + Lot of #Alcohol + @Windows = Best Development Environment Setup Ever. #shittyprogrammingtips

[Praveen Puglia @praveenpuglia]

why the fish would you use an existing framework for your next project? roll your own. #shittyprogrammingtips #javascript

[Praveen Puglia @praveenpuglia]

start naming variables based on family member names. you'll remember them well #shittyprogrammingtips

[joernchen @joernchen]

And then the shellcode was like:

[Noah Magnolia @20c109]

(-1).ToString();

[Zylann @ZylannMP3]

Cleaning the code of my framework for my #ld48 game, and... oh, well.

[Noah Magnolia @20c109]

My last hour and a half summed up in one region. #LD48

[Noah Magnolia @20c109]

The #ld48 comments begin.

[Noah Magnolia @20c109]

Bugs.
https://t.co/m979odZb5M

[Shitty Programmer @ShittyProgrammr]

Don't document internal APIs. You'll be the only one using it.

[Shitty Programmer @ShittyProgrammr]

List bugs as features on changelists.
#shittyprogrammingtips

[Shitty Programmer @ShittyProgrammr]

Do a pack of caffeine powder before writing code to push to production. Chances you'll die before anything breaks.
#shittyprogrammingtips

[Shitty Programmer @ShittyProgrammr]

Frontend- Dogescript
Backend- LOLCODE

[Shitty Programmer @ShittyProgrammr]

Don't use transactions when modifying production tables, they just slow down your query.
#ShittyProgrammingTips

[Shitty Programmer @ShittyProgrammr]

Always test against production. The added impact of failure will make you work better. #shittyprogrammingtips

[Shitty Programmer @ShittyProgrammr]

Always code when you really have to pee. A full bladder makes you work faster, and therefore more efficiently!
#shittyprogrammingtips