Siobhan Duncan

lover of: Red wine, our log burner, any cat however manky or bad tempered, The Smiths and everything associated with the Smiths, Manchester, Hull City AFC 🐯

[Siobhan Duncan @ShivDuncan]

@laithwaites I’m not sure why you think this is a bargain 🤔?

[Siobhan Duncan @ShivDuncan]

Indre, Nina, and I are fundraising for Barnabus. Check out our @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/u59mr5d9UX

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Pink leggings are deceptively cheeky #liverpool 🙄

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@MarqueesComLtd This is quite clearly a lie seeing as you have just cancelled on us 🤬

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Lol @richardosman

[Chorlton Bookshop @ChorltonBkshop]

Now out in paperback: normally we like to sneak a pun into our tweets but in this case it'd be pointless.

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Please retweet 😬 I’m desperate

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. @CostcoUK please help. I’ve spent all day, and £200 trying to transport the olive tree that I bought in your store on Wednesday night to my house. We are stuck trying to get this home😬

[Siobhan Duncan @ShivDuncan]

French and Saunders doing the voice over links on #pointless tonight
⁦@richardosman⁩ ⁦@mrshinks⁩

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@mrshinks At least he’s dressed

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@TheChristianFo2 You have a lot to catch up on 🤓

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@Helen_Bridgett @walkers_crisps It’s all too much for me. I just stick with ready salted to be on the safe side🤪

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The inconsistency in the flavour /colour packaging of ⁦@walkers_crisps⁩ square and standard crisps is causing confusion in our house since I started buying squares😬

[Tony Husband Cartoon Archive @tonyhusband1]

⁦@lowtheband⁩ ⁦@kristinhersh⁩

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@KathyLee23 Lol 🤣 brilliant.
Would like to hear “Hand in Gove” next 🤪

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Hi @sainsburys it seems you don’t have a web form for product complaints, just a contact via Twitter or Facebook! Can I have a refund for the mouldy potatoes you delivered Saturday please #yuk

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@montyrakusen @Independent Yes, why does this not display as promoted? It is so clearly an ad. And/or a very dull and bias article

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@KathyLee23 I’m officially delaying my demi centenary and the accompanying party celebrations until 2021. Same time next year. Gives me another year in my 40’s 🤪

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@DaveGoulson @ChrisGPackham @jackwallington Yes, it’s an abomination

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There you go @pilkins

[Badly Drawn Boy @badly_drawn_boy]

Result ! Just the blue bin. Thank Christ for that .

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@FinnMaxwell @RealMattLucas 🤪

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Look what arrived today @RealMattLucas 🤗#bakedpotato joy 💕