Shivam Shukla

Dreamer | Builder | Founder & CEO @QuiddictCo |

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@soulrambler_ This kind of yoga definitely isn’t Indian. It’s Pakistani yoga. You should actually call it Bhoga instead of Yoga.

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@yousaf1788 Okay Mr. Yohana.

[Ayana 🌺 @Cute_Ayana_]

Office sex in 2026:

• Slow, deliberate teasing under the conference table while she’s on a call
• Edging her all afternoon with notes, looks, and light touches until her thighs are shaking in her pencil skirt

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@Javedakhtarjadu Absolutely hilarious if one can understand the sarcasm here. 10% is the only number that Mr Zardari understands.🤣

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@khanumarfa Jyada dukhi mat ho madam, blood pressure badh jayega to dimag ki nas fat jayegi. Lakwa maar jayega. Fir isharon me hate mongering karni padegi.

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@HelleLyngSvends It hurts, no? Loosing attention, especially when you got famous overnight! Wait for some more time and you’ll become obsolete, at least in India. You couldn’t understand the nature of India when you got that short-lived fame. Keep hustling to stay relevant.

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@CJP_for_India @StillBlackMamba USA’s Prime Minister, you mean. If there is one.

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@HelleLyngSvends That’s what you’ll have to do now to stay relevant. Wait for few more days and you’ll regret why you did that theatrics. That is what happens with that kind of short lived fame. Pity on you!

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@abhijeet_dipke @KirenRijiju Congratulations for few days of fame. You’re finished now. Start trying for green card now. Oh, heard Trump has made it paid now a days. Did you earn enough from this charade?

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@HelleLyngSvends These kind of debates tend to settle in few days, I wonder what would you do after that! Theses followers you gained over night will go away slowly. What would you do then? It would be real sad. Just wait for it!

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@HelleLyngSvends @StillBlackMamba That you are a real cockroach. A parasite. It’s our internal matter and we’ll deal with it. You just care about your own fking country.

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Mr @abhijeet_dipke, this online charade @CJP_2029 is nothing but a short term social media swank!

Wait for a month & this farce movement of your’s will die & you’ll become a laughing stock with you lodging in Tihar or some other jail of India.

I’d say, aap bhavnao me beh gaye!

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@MeghUpdates Don’t post. Bengal Police will comment with FIR copy.😂

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@prakdadlani Online procurement is sometimes dangerous. I make clothes, we were just starting out & someone shared a WhatsApp group that sells fabric. I placed order, paid & kept waiting for the same. It’s been months & fabric never came. No response on calls & messages. Tab se Dar lg Gaya.😂

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@MarioNawfal Hope you’ll eat your words back and write an apology post when this sham analysis of yours or your loved ones proves to be wrong.

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@DaleSteyn62 Good Luck, Dale.

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@ndcarson Congratulations! You’ve found a sentimental population to get yourself established as a commentator. Although you suck at it!

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@johnsweeneyroar Get well soon…

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@TimsXRP @Gerashchenko_en Happy 9/11

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@RicchaDwivedi Don’t dream Riccha, they’re not sending you to Guantanamo. You’ll be thrown into some old ship sailing through Pacific, a CIA black site. Enjoy those fat mice running through the ship deck as your companions.