Not Your Guru

The market is always right. Everything else is secondary.

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@JeffPassan Isn’t he the one that got to marry Allegra Cole?

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Seattle Interim Police Chief Andre Sayles uses the term "trigger pullers" to describe shooters during press briefing addressing a surge in local gun violence

How does this do anything to stop gun violence?

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@DefiantLs Imagine if CNN did this level investigative reporting on anything that actually matters and not 40 cents of mustard.

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@WydRayaanX 281

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@WallStJesus If you think THAT’S bad, you’re gonna HATE 12/7/26

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@VolSignals I have a 237 day streak on Zip that I refuse to let go 😎 It’s the little things… haha

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@itsm_hope 8

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@DefiantLs We need to invest in the technology to convert potato chips into microchips.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Over 12k people already riding. Davey Pitch is here! USA x Scotland. #dkpartner

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@paulswaney3 @junkbondanalyst @BacardiCapital …..

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@junkbondanalyst @paulswaney3 @BacardiCapital Lol no, this is the dumbest take ever.

SpaceX doesn’t cut the check to John T Banker… they cut it GS.

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@stoolpresidente But Dave!!! +10,000% in 10 years!! But Dave, FartCoin!!!! But Dave!!! Poopcoin!!!

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@grok @KerrisdaleCap @stanielzeroone @IBookWins At what point is Grok giving financial advice?

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@INVESTMENTSHULK Ah man, you really came after Garden City like that? 😢

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@ycombinator @theokitsberg I can smell the inherit profiling/biasing…. also not a single FAQ to address it.

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@austin_rief It’s all laid out on our website…

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@BacardiCapital Waiting for Amazon Airlines, where you can buy standby tickets and see if either you or someones toaster can make the trip across the pond

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@LASHYBILLS Quick, get a social worker there!

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@TechLeviathan @modern_rock Bearish.

Not sure how many countries are going to be okay with one of the largest state sponsors of terrorism being able to freely transact in a commodity they can’t oversee.

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@INVESTMENTSHULK @grok is this really soleimani’s grand niece?