𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗭𝗔𝗡

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[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

As a reciprocal gesture, Gyanesh Kumar should have sent some Indian Models to Brazil as Bolsonaro voters.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Kamra has always been a below-average comedian who got famous because he packaged his WhatsApp-level jokes with political activism

Here is a guy, dressed up as PM Modi, effortlessly owning him and shredding his third-rate jokes on Samay Raina's India's Got Latent.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Around two weeks ago, I bought a fabric sofa for my OPD consultation room after realizing that few patients bring multiple relatives, and chairs aren't enough.

On the very first day, a couple came in with a 5 or 6 year-old child. The wife was the patient, and while the husband was sitting on the sofa, he made the kid stand on it, with his shoes on. The child started jumping and walking around on the sofa.

I couldn't stop looking. There was literally mud on the child's shoes, and it was really bothering me. I wanted to tell the parents to remove the shoes, but couldn't bring myself to say anything, knowing they might take offense instead of realizing their mistake. I let it go with a sigh.

A few days later, the exact same thing happened: different couple, different child, but the same behavior. It makes me wonder why some modern parents aren't teaching their children basic hygiene and etiquette, especially nowadays, when parents are generally more educated and aware.

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

Your location shows South Asia, so you must definitely be Pakistani.

This statement from Sanghis always make me laugh 😹

Sadly, it also shows that a lack of education is still prevalent in India, even in 2026.

[r/Idc🎳. @dudeitsokay]

> made her beg 100 times
> gives her stare to control her narrative
> says he'll cheat if felt unloved
> will probably divorce her after having kids

jhukti hai jeetas jhukane wala chahiye

[Xavier Uncle @xavierunclelite]

divorce ke liye jaruri nahi ki court jaya jaye, koffee with karan par bhi jaa sakte hai.

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

This is the best use of AI that only Indians can come up with.

Narendra Modi is talking to a baba through AI who died in 1993.

Baba, who is no longer in this world, tells Narendra Modi, “I remember meeting you in 1993, when I asked you to have some prasad.”

Baba then says, “I am proud that you are the PM of this country.”

And then comes the best part: “Narendra, please have some prasad today. Don’t make excuses by saying you’re fasting!”

If you still think India is progressing under his leadership after watching this in 2026, my friend, I’m sorry, but you seriously need help.

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

I just hope this Buddha doesn’t bring an AI-generated god to tell him, “You’re doing great work. Main upar se sab dekh raha hoon aur hamesha aapke saath hoon, Mannaniya Ji.”

And dehati audience will actually believe it.

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

I’ve been unwell for the past few days, and I apologise for not hosting Spaces during this time.

We’ll be back soon!

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

Van Dyke is the second person to last this little in India.

The first was Jod insane’s dad in bed with his mother 💀

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

पंजाब चुनाव का चक्कर बाबू भैया !!

दिल्ली से एक फ़ोन और आ गया तो धामी जी को बोलो तारा रा पे नाचते हुए भी रील बनानी पड़ेगी 🤣

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Aisi kya Majburi rahi hogi? 🧐

[Jitesh @Chaotic_mind99]

People may criticise SRK for this post but nobody, I repeat NOBODY can truly understand the pain of a father who watched his son spend 22 days in jail without having committed any crime.

Perhaps this is SRK’s way of ensuring his son never has to go through something like that again.

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

SRK is the best father in the world. Things a father does for his son 💔

[Jitesh @Chaotic_mind99]

So apparently Delhi Police has denied permission for Diljit Dosanjh’s concert, citing security concerns.

Diljit once gave an open warning to Sanghis during his Dil-Luminati tour and Ranga Billa have been rattled ever since. 😂

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

So very organic Birthday Wishes 🫤

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

Akshay, you know very well that Amit Shah is the one giving protection to these gangsters. He is directly responsible for threatening your livelihoods, your family’s safety and your fellow actors in the industry.

The more you behave like slaves in front of him, the more he will treat you like trash. But the moment you unite as an industry and take a courageous stand, they will be taken aback.

Luckily, you have earned enough money and fame for next 5 generations. This Gunda Raj of dictator will end soon, in a few more years. The only questions is, How will you look back upon this time? What will you tell your grandchildren?

That you bowed down in the hope of an illusion of safety? Or you had the guts to show some courage? Take some inspiration from your fellow industry people like Imran Khan and Prakash Raj.

I know the whole industry is under a lot of pressure but the sooner we have our country back, the sooner you and your fellow actors can have the good old freedom and peace again :)

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Fun Fact:

BJP has been a power partner in Punjab for 15 years. ( 1997-2002 & 2007-17).

2007-17 was the period when drugs consumption boomed in Punjab, smuggling routes established, dealer networks formed and the gangs mushroomed with the help of political backing.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Real Ye hai shayad 😭😭😭

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

The rise and fall of the CJP....