🇵🇹 Shlee-Z 🇵🇹

[🇵🇹 Shlee-Z 🇵🇹 @ShleeG17]

Get you a man who makes you laugh the way John Mulaney makes Pete Davidson laugh

[🇵🇹 Shlee-Z 🇵🇹 @ShleeG17]

Did you know there's a Baby Shark TV show? #AdventuresInBabysitting

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My partner asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall

I said maybe.

[🇵🇹 Shlee-Z 🇵🇹 @ShleeG17]

😭

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

#Brooklyn99 wrapped on their final season last week, and we're still recovering. 😭

[🇵🇹 Shlee-Z 🇵🇹 @ShleeG17]

#Loki is everything

[🇵🇹 Shlee-Z 🇵🇹 @ShleeG17]

@Hippified_22 @jonnim @CP24 She's 12 and unable to speak or write and no ones done anything about this even though she's been in school for ~ 8 years. What about her family doctor?

[🇵🇹 Shlee-Z 🇵🇹 @ShleeG17]

Was finally able to book my vaccine. Let's gooooo!

[🇵🇹 Shlee-Z 🇵🇹 @ShleeG17]

@iamacraftymama @OPSEU2100 @ETFOPeel @OSSTFD19 @carolynhparrish I called the same number and booked successfully

[🇵🇹 Shlee-Z 🇵🇹 @ShleeG17]

"For now"

[CP24 @CP24]

Ontario's education minister says April break to go ahead as planned for now https://t.co/kX2CTo3WQz

[🇵🇹 Shlee-Z 🇵🇹 @ShleeG17]

Me. Except instead of emails it's the comments I write for my kindergarten students posted work. Gotta have that kinder teacher enthusiasm

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

I spend a lot of time deciding which sentence in the email is gonna have to take one for the team with the exclamation point.

[🇵🇹 Shlee-Z 🇵🇹 @ShleeG17]

Sure, I'll take an extra week of pay but there's literally nothing stopping parents from excusing their kids for a week if they want to.

[CP24 @CP24]

Ontario government is considering whether to cancel March Break in bid to limit spread of COVID-19 https://t.co/CMpfcGllKA

[will @SINAMATIKtv]

SWORD is literally us rn
#WandaVision

[Olivia Rojas @TheLillyRojas]

I really need @wandavision to be longer, like an hour or cut out the 5 minute end credits cuz just when this episode started picking up it ended! 😭 #WandaVision

[Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk]

Today, every view of this video helps create positive change. All you need to do is watch it and Bell will donate 5¢ more to Canadian mental health initiatives. Retweet to help spread the word! #BellLetsTalk

[Haldimand Fire & EMS @HaldEmerg]

It's #BellLetsTalk day. We are all feeling the effects of COVID-19 in every aspect of our lives, especially our mental health. Reach out when needed, and check in on loved ones, we are stronger together. 💙

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

It’s critical to have open, honest and healthy discussions around mental health. By retweeting #BellLetsTalk you can make a difference. In case that’s not enough, before Disney bought Fox, Deadpool 3 was gonna be a road trip between Deadpool and Logan. Rashomon style. For real.

[🇵🇹 Shlee-Z 🇵🇹 @ShleeG17]

Lontra, fuinha, cabra... 😭

[The Portuguese Kids @theportkids]

What is a Portuguese nickname you got growing up?

[🇵🇹 Shlee-Z 🇵🇹 @ShleeG17]

@msdanifernandez 3 y.o- my birthday is coming and then I will die!

Me- 😳 what? Why are you gonna die?

3 y.o- because I will be so old

Me-...how hold do you think I am?

3 y.o- 5

Me: 🤔

[🇵🇹 Shlee-Z 🇵🇹 @ShleeG17]

It's 2021 and my dad just discovered Skype