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[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

U kno the kav when u get new shoes u notice every1 elses- I wonder if geirim r like that when they go to the mik after ther bris #IsThatNew

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

@MTL613 @Cholentface walks into ladies instead...

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

How many?

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

*Sitting in lakewood during B"H*

*crosses legs*

*half hour passes*

*uncrosses legs*

*laughs at tweet*

#SickTimes
#SoChilled

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

By chasunas during sefira the guys standing and watching the band are the ones that hold the other half

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

Reb Zelig took a bite out of the tree after he made "birchas ilanois"

@endimem_music

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

Funny how when you turn on the heat in the winter it's cold but when you turn on the AC in the summer it's hot

#CarProblems

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

Once he got stuck in a hotel on a date and there was 1 room left so he took it & made her work it out #RebZeligDatingStories @endimem_music

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

During a vaad R' Zelig once asked the Mashgiach if it's asur to eat boogers because of "Eiver Min Hachai"
@endimem_music

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On shabbos chol hamoed during laining R' Zelig makes sure to yell out Hashem Hashem
@endimem_music

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Reb Zelig is the reason there's a "do not swallow" warning on folding chairs
@Endimem_Music

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

@endimem_music https://t.co/xZloLKZGJ3

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

*R' zelig wakes up 3 mins before sof zman achilas chometz*
*Frantically runs downstairs*
*downs keg of beer* -"that should last for 8 days"

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

*R' zelig wakes up 3 mins before sof zman achilas chometz*
*Frantically runs downstairs*
*downs keg of beer* -"that should last for 8 days"

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

You know what type of restaurant it is based on how nice the bathroom is

#ShibudaDRebNosson

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

New slogan idea for #Mechels take-out in Monsey: "worth the stomach-ache"

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

Lady at dentist asked me if diff btwn Rabbi & Rebbi is that Rabbi is only allowed 2 touch women in his family
#WhatWouldYouAnswer
#TrueStory

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

YOU'RE NOT JUST A MORON YOU'RE AN OXYMORON- (not so) worldly kollel yungerman giving mussar shmooz to his #OTD son

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

Am I the only 1 that starts shmoina esrei friday night in shabbos nusach and ends somewhere in rosh hashana nusach?

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

@Endimem_Music don't you think any yeshivish guy thats on Twitter would be classified as a "worldly yeshivish guy"...?

#StatingTheObvious

[Reb random @Shlishkis1]

When Reb Zelig drinks a Coffee he leaves it on the table and slurps till he cant then he adds milk and repeats till its white @Endimem_Music

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#ThatAwkwardMoment when your rebbis talking to you and you're nodding your head and you chap he just asked you a question