Shmeez

formerly brother bilo

[Shmeez @Shmeeeez]

For the last time:

IM 👏NOT 👏 SELLING 👏 FEET 👏 PICS 👏

Stop sending me money and expecting feet pics on god I’m keeping it

(Cashapp: Shmeeeez btw hehe 💋 🙊)

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

RuneScape

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

EVERYONE IN NYC IS SINGING EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

[Shmeez @Shmeeeez]

The Canadian brain can’t comprehend that this on a nice patio in the sunshine with friends is actually the secret sauce of life

[Karli MarXCX☭ @dollarnuftynuf]

small town canadians be like “yeah i know something fun we can do”

[stephen 🇹🇹 @stephenattong]

canadians be like did you get $49.11 from the bread settlement

[r @6ffside]

TODAY ALL OF OUR PRONOUNS ARE GO/HABS/GO

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[alex @alex_abads]

when a customer puts casino butter directly on the stone

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if u say no to pretzels, the flight attendant should give u something called a Coin of Restraint. while worth nothing now, these coins will play a major role in the afterlife

[JOKO @ItsJoko]

I'm 30. If you're between 21–28, start these habits before it's too late:

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

First of all…. Happy International Women’s Day

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

🤔

[Shmeez @Shmeeeez]

fuck yall bro never tweeting again

[Shmeez @Shmeeeez]

Just led my horse to water, thank god the hard part's over

[Shmeez @Shmeeeez]

Shoes are great because its nice when you put them on and nice when you take them off

[Seung Min Kim @seungminkim]

Inside this latest Trump-Mamdani meeting:
-Last time the two met, Trump asked him to return with ideas to build big things. Mamdani came back with a massive housing proposal
-Mamdani's team created mock headlines to show Trump how such a project would be received. He was "very enthusiastic."
-Mamdani pushed for release of Columbia student detained today, Trump calls him later to tell him she's being released
-Mamdani gives Susie Wiles a list of four other students he wants help with, all targeted in pro-Palestinian protests https://t.co/hZMBq5X6FX

[lynds @rs_lynds]

monks of entrana when i accidentally forget to bank my secateurs

[Sani | No Solo TFA @SaniOSRS]

We're going straight to the front lines for eyewitness accounts

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

I wonder what Timothee finna do after this 😭 Prolly fck some bad hoes. Maybe do a money spread. Ooh he so tuff. He really run this team. Timothee so tuff bruh 😭