Shmorg

Memes Against the Machine Brought to u by over caffienation and a passion for critique

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@02camry Cables grindcore arc!! Please! Haha

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@02camry This exists for hormones, not sure about insulin tbh but I know that between the bodybuilding community and the trans community there are def avenues for getting all sorts of hormones on the black market.

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The HW in George HW Bush stands for “horny waluigi”

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@baykuntz Sartre aptly describes something similar when he states "anxiety is the dizziness of freedom"

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@baykuntz @AnnaTheSav As soon as I afford to dedicate time to writting and editing beyond the scope of sporadic journaling o find myself in the grips of now 🤷‍♂️

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Iv decided I'm gonna lead a workshop this summer titled 'Moshing 101: a How-To of Hardcore Dancing & a Brief History of Metal/Punk Evolution'. Is the title to academic sounding? Lol

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I don't pay my taxes, and you?! 🤔 Click the poll now to tweet if you don't pay your taxes too!

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RING RING RING RING RING IM CROWD KILLING IN THE PIT TO BANNANA PHONE

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@baykuntz I am in awe this is something Iv always dream or of accomplishing tbh u go king

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@baykuntz Incredible work then fellow king, sorry I even doubted u

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@baykuntz Ain't no way this is real wtf

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I'm at the gym and the tvs showing bare buckle boxing and this big chucklehead white boxer fuck has a full sleeve of traditional Hawaiian ink with big ol swastika in the middle. Bruh

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@ClownWorldMonk "No ExCePtIoNs" everyone shares the same visions? Really? Are u for real? You don't sound like someone who has possibly ever consumed this medicine nor obviously ever spoken to many others that have as well

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@ClownWorldMonk 80% huh? And you just accumulated accurate interview responses from a reliable methodology for everybody who's ever consumed this substance? Where on earth are u basing these claims?

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I'm going to learn to code and get a job at Spotify just so I can add an option to tell them "stop suggesting me this shitty album nobody likes this band and they give X genre a bad fucking name" jfc

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@pipsalad @trillivmmusic Our man's graduated with the biggest ego in highschool to the most mediocre music in seattle 🤷‍♂️

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@ktccamacho Thank u Toyota Camry Lover, very cool!

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You ever just start reading a good new book after not reading anything but IG for a couple months and are just blown away by having thoughts again, like how this shit really got me Thinking™️

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If they don't bring you the peace that the frog noises do in the outro of 'Parabola' then they ain't the one #toolposting