Sam

[M2 @Amer1can_Barbie]

Fact check: true ✅

[Moffuging Sephiroth @uberbasado]

It’s like we won a war

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Bernie on how he had the money to buy 3 homes: I sold anti-capitalist books

Not satire

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Feels like this might be accurate.

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

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[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

New Trump post:

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Modern feminism in a single video…

[Alec Lace @AlecLace]

🚨 Gov. Hochul tries to own Trump on Knicks fandom… and flops hard:

“I’d ask him to name the starting lineup of the 1993 Championship team”

Knicks last won a title in 1973. There was no 1993 championship.

Trump’s been a lifelong Knicks fan. Hochul is a fraud.

[Fiadh 🍓🍌 Kitsune @FiadhBaikal]

-attacks israel
-loses
-complain

-attacks israel
-loses
-blame israel

-attacks israel
-loses
-call israel bullies

-attacks israel
-loses
-"israel is committing genocide!!"

Ah yes, amazing history

[Sam @Shmulzz]

@NihiloX Your definition of genocide- “starting multiple wars and getting your ass beat every single time”

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

We survived this.

And now Democrats are complaining about 3% inflation.

Child, be serious.

[Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody @CorbynSnap]

Just because right now Gaza has beautiful cafes & restaurants, supermarkets fully stocked, a problem with diabetes, a population that has grown & its people have the leisure to run marathons, doesn’t mean they aren’t being annihilated by starvation in a holocaust.

[Jaimee Michell @JaimeeUSA]

@NYCMayor An egg gets the Muslim mayor to speak up but when Muslims attack Jewish school children in Brooklyn not a word https://t.co/1tPefMtgOH

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

He did it by receiving an $8 billion bailout from the state and deferring pensions for retired city workers.

In true socialist fashion, he needed to be saved after running out of other peoples' money.

[Hombre Imparable @Hombrelmparable]

Tres comunistas entran en un bar: uno pide un cóctel mixto de $15, otro un Martini de $10, y el tercero un cerveza de $6. Cuando llega la cuenta, basados en su mantra, se ven obligados a dividirla equitativamente.

La semana siguiente, los tres regresan al bar una vez más, pero esta vez piden cuentas separadas, por lo que el barman les pregunta por qué no están dividiendo la cuenta equitativamente, ya que en el comunismo, todos pagan la misma parte justa. Los tres comunistas acceden de mala gana, y una vez más dividen la cuenta en tres partes iguales.

La semana siguiente, los tres comunistas regresan, pero con una turba de devotos seguidores, y protestan contra el barman para que cambie los precios de todas sus bebidas al precio de la bebida más barata del menú.

Por miedo a que su negocio sea vandalizado o quemado, el barman accede. Así que la semana siguiente, todos los comunistas entran y disfrutan de sus bebidas a $6 con precios igualados, y celebran los éxitos del comunismo.

Los comunistas continúan con esto durante varias semanas más, hasta que un viernes regresan al bar y lo encuentran cerrado, con un cartel afuera que dice que el bar ha cerrado por quiebra.

Y eso, camaradas, es como funciona el comunismo.

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?”

No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, absolutely, I agree.”

[ברוך מרזל baruch marzel @baruch_marzel]

Rabbi Meir Kahane always answered it best:

“You had an opportunity for a state in 1948, you went to war and killed 6,000 of our people.
In ’56 another war.
In ’67 another war.
In ’73 another war.
I don’t trust you, I don’t believe you.
When I’m attacked, and I win, and you lose, and you’re the one who started it- Learn one thing: take the consequences of your actions.”

Palestinians will NEVER learn and therefore must NEVER be in a position of power to harm anyone.

KAHANE WAS RIGHT!

[LB @beyondreasdoubt]

lol the communist didn’t pay them

[Tinashe Peter @TinashePeter_]

This guy also believes the Earth is flat.

Soooo...