surrealal

verbal diarrhea as tweets exclusively for 4 of my friends who follow me against their wills

[surrealal @Shoe_lal]

@mokuska you would love Atlanta georgia

[GAARY @GaaryWrld]

Spider-Man quand il va se rendre compte qu'il a créé une technologie contre les mutants

[Anubhav Gupta @anubhavgupta_ji]

I stand with Ruchika Singh.

[surrealal @Shoe_lal]

feeling like a homeschooled kid wfh all these years

[Shivam Bahuguna @JanusBlinked]

Turns out the "Lavanya from South Delhi" archetype has better understanding of politics (students concerns are legit, Dharmendra Pradhan must resign) than Lallu from Geopoliticsnagar who is currently on his sixth draft of deep state, Soros, Pakistan, China, illuminati word salad

[Jule @pissjulepod]

My boobs are big because that's where I store all my joy and whimsy

[prin 𖤍 @velcrolezbo]

when a baby realizes another baby is babier than them i genuinely cry my eyes out

[amna ☆ @fa1rycre]

date idea: i stalk your twitter account in front of you and ask u to explain every single vague tweet u’ve ever made

[Sanjay Sipahimalani @SanSip]

“Don’t make it political,” says the party that has turned movies, music, social media, petrol, employment, education, and the value of the rupee into a political battleground.

[vee @torturedpoet91]

as a stem student myself, let me tell you stem students have no critical thinking skills, no empathy, no leadership qualities and everyone wants to be a slave to capitalism

[Yashaswini P @YashaswiniP27]

Christopher Nolan just made an insanely good anti-war epic at a time when the fragmented parts of the world are at war. That too, using the greatest war story ever told. Turning into a reflection on masculinity, conflict, and the price they demand. THE ODYSSEY IS PEAK CINEMA 🛐

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

It's like watching Mona Lisa being painted.

[surrealal @Shoe_lal]

All I can say is, #theodyssey is a deeply relevant movie for our times. A mirror to today’s society as well. Thousands of years old, and humanity’s still stuck in the same loop, never learning.

[surrealal @Shoe_lal]

@nobodysdaught3r he is trying to wake us the fuck up. those with eyes to see and ears to hear will get it

[surrealal @Shoe_lal]

taylor swift trying to upstage deborah vance’s msg dream

[isha @MibshaD]

It took 93 years to admit PCOS isn't just cysts, it’s a full metabolic failure.
We’ve been gaslit, handed birth control pills, and told to "just lose weight" while fighting chronic insulin resistance from the inside.
Women’s health is still treated as an afterthought. We deserve better.

[surrealal @Shoe_lal]

this is taking me out fr

[surrealal @Shoe_lal]

@Ghostly_Gazer @unjoeyy get a life omg..

[surrealal @Shoe_lal]

@tintafey Spot the difference