Lt. Surge

The world’s leading expert in seasons 1 & 2 of Laguna Beach

[Lt. Surge @ShoelessSergi]

Harry Potter was the “Chosen One” and only managed to snog a grieving girl whose boyfriend was murdered and his best friend’s little sister. Fam, if I was the “Chosen One” Hedwig’s wings would fall off from the amount of owl DMs I would be sending

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Kendrick Lamar & Jay Rock’s "Money Trees" has surpassed 2 BILLION streams on Spotify, becoming Kendrick’s 4th track to reach the milestone 📊

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

It must be so fun to be a pacers fan

[Hip Hop All Day @HipHopAllDay]

RAP FACT: Kendrick Lamar's 'Money Trees' is currently getting more daily streams than 'Family Matters' despite releasing nearly 12 years ago 😳

[Netflix @netflix]

Get ready to FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN! because the first two seasons of Laguna Beach are coming to Netflix in the US on November 11, as well as The Hills on December 15!

[Lt. Surge @ShoelessSergi]

Terrorism. Happening right here on our own soil. Sickening.

[Lt. Surge @ShoelessSergi]

What the fuck kind of question is this

[SHREK KNOWS RAP @SHREKRAP]

WHICH SONG IS BETTER?

[Lt. Surge @ShoelessSergi]

@Pacers Lifetime contract

[The Trade Deadline @_TradeDeadline]

"Lance [Stephenson] doesn't want to go anywhere. He wants to finish his career [in Indiana]. He wants to retire [with the Pacers]." (via @ScottAgness on @FieldhouseFiles)

[Lt. Surge @ShoelessSergi]

People don’t forget

[Lt. Surge @ShoelessSergi]

I’ll retweet this every year until the day I die

[Lt. Surge @ShoelessSergi]

Student section ain’t what it used to be

[Bishop Chatard High School Boys Basketball @BishopChatardBB]

Attention @bchs_trozone:

Friday’s Girls/Boys DH at Brebeuf is expected to sell out. Tickets are available on pre-sale online. First come first serve. There is no guarantee that there will be tickets available at the door. So… ORDER TODAY!!!

https://t.co/vikEyGfLJ8

[Lt. Surge @ShoelessSergi]

@Scronnor What’s his @ I’m trying to tune in

[Lt. Surge @ShoelessSergi]

I am going to literally die of suicide

[Mike Herndon @MikeHerndonSk1]

I am going to literally die of laughter if the Colts, with their 7 Pro Bowlers and “MVP candidate”, lose to the Jaguars in front of a stadium full of clowns to miss the playoffs.

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

RT TO VOTE

@StephensonLance x #NBAAllStar

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

we have just witnessed the most unfathomable heater of the NBA season. Lance Stephenson hits his 20th point of the quarter at the buzzer in SIX minutes played. unbelievable.

[Lt. Surge @ShoelessSergi]

Been a lot of chatter that I’m now addicted to vape pens so I just want to clear the air…

YES, my vape was confiscated at the Nets game exactly one week ago

YES, I’ve thought about it literally every day since

Thank you for your time.

[Lt. Surge @ShoelessSergi]

Me going into work on Monday

[Kevin Bowen @KBowen1070]

Nyheim Hines with quite the quote.

Before every punt return, Hines says this when going back to field the punt:

“I don’t care about my life."

[Lt. Surge @ShoelessSergi]

“Why doesn’t your generation use Facebook anymore?”

Well, I got a friend request from a kid I went to gradeschool with’s dead dog this week

[Lt. Surge @ShoelessSergi]

On the Mt. Rushmore for best tweets ever on this dumb app

[Lt. Surge @ShoelessSergi]

Exciting news for the dozens of fans

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

In the new season of ’Wild ‘N Out’ premiering tonight, MTV will dabble in a cable TV experiment — by letting viewers call the shots https://t.co/ge9NServdh

[Lt. Surge @ShoelessSergi]

I’m never leaving this website

[Paige Hulsey @paigehulsey]

Looks like a normal teen’s bedroom, right? Think again. Coming up on @KMOV, we’ll show you what parents should be looking for so they can identify signs of drug use. I was shocked at what I found in this room!!! #stl #n4tm