Shoeless Sho

Dodger | Oddsmaker | Money Launderer
MLB’s First Two-Way Designated Hitter
Misinterpreted | “Greatest Living Ballplayer”
"Do I love baseball? You bet."

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

Take a bow, Coach Dave. You are Dodgers MVP. You bet.

@MLB
@DodgersNation
@DodgersAndrew
@mookiebetts
@FreddieFreeman5
@MikeTrout
@AROD
@derekjeter
@latimes
@GavinNewsom
@BlueJays
#Ohtani

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

#DodgersWin!

FINAL (11): #Dodgers 5, Blue Jays 4

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

My name is not Yu Darvish.
I am Shoeless Sho, the Dodger. Dodge big gambling scandal.
You bet.

@astros
@Dodgers
@MLB
@YuDarvish
@mookiebetts
@BlueJays
#WorldSeries
#Ohtani
#Shohei
#freeIppei

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

Get off me ball.
I am “Home Run” Ohtani.
You bet.

@MLB
@MLBNetwork
@MLBONFOX
@JeffPassan
@derekjeter
@BlueJays
@DodgersNation
#Ohtani
#Shohei

[MLB @MLB]

SHOHEI OHTANI'S SECOND HOMER OF THE NIGHT

TIE GAME! #WORLDSERIES

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

@DyerbolicalDB

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

I drop large bomb #2. Get me out of Dodger Stadium. You bet.

@DodgersNation
@JeffPassan
@Brewers
@LAAngelsPR
#Ohtani
#ShoheiOhtani
@AROD
@MLB
@MLBNetwork
#seeya

[MLB @MLB]

SHOHEI OHTANI HAS TAKEN OVER

HE LEAVES THE YARD AGAIN 💥

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

I already told them. It wasn’t me it was Ippei. You bet.

#Ohtani
@LosDodgers
@DodgersNation
@mookiebetts
@BetMGM
@MLB
@baseballhall
#ShoheiOhtani

[Kevin Kinkead @Kevin_Kinkead]

when you can't remember what bets you placed earlier

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

@roywoodjr

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

“Shotime”
You bet.

#Ohtani
@DodgersNation
@FreddieFreeman5
@Reds
@Dodgers
@MLB
@MikeTrout

[MLB @MLB]

Shohei Ohtani LEADOFF home run! #Postseason

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

C’mon Angels. Do better.

@happygilmore_44
@MikeTrout
@LAAngelsPR
@Angels
@DodgersNation
#Chubbs
#HappyGilmore
@TheOnion
@BenAffleck
@AdamSandler

[Los Angeles Angels @Angels]

The Angels have announced that Manager Ron Washington will not return for the 2026 season.

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

I like my friend, but will be better when Clayton cannot steal my spotlight anymore. You bet.

#kershaw
@ClaytonKersh22
@Dodgers
@DodgersNation
@mookiebetts
@FreddieFreeman5
@SammyKershaw
@JustinVerlander
#ohtani

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Clayton Kershaw, forever a legend.

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

I am Baltimore Chop Sho today.
You bet.

@Orioles
@Dodgers
@_BaltimoreChop
@AROD
@JoseCanseco
@JeffPassan
#orioles
#Oreos
#ShoheiOhtani

[MLB @MLB]

Shohei Ohtani AGAIN!

2 homers today, 48 this season 🤩

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

Coach Dave refused to let me close the game last night. That one’s on him, but he’s still my coach. You bet.

@DodgersNation
@BlakeHHarris
@Dodgers
@Angels
#Dodgers
#ohtani_mvp
#ShoheiOhtani

[MLB @MLB]

Shohei Ohtani leads off the game with home run No. 47!

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

@nut_history My old friend “The Fonz” Soriano

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

Just like the Great Bambino. I go 4 inning and am big pitcher. You bet.

@BabeRuthMuseum
@baseballhall
@Yankees
@Dodgers
#ShoheiOhtani
#ohtani
@JoseCanseco

[Dodgers Nation @DodgersNation]

Shohei Ohtani's final line for the Dodgers on Wednesday:

4 IP
9 H
5 ER
3 K

Fortunately he was able to stay in the game after getting hit by a 93.7 mph line drive...

https://t.co/Tih27lV7kO

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

@nut_history Unfunny. I am the only two way DH. You bet.

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

Mine is All time Japanese favorite Mr. Baseball Tom Selleck, Roy Hobbs, Crash Davis, and Ranch Wilder, the voice of the Angels. Pop Fisher too.

@MLBJapan
@nut_history
@TomSelleckApp
@RbrtRdfrdsHair
#TheNatural
#AngelsInTheOutfield
#MrBaseball
#BullDurham
@hwoodwalkoffame

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

What’s your Mt Rushmore of fictional baseball movie characters?

Please quote

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

I am not ok with this @MLB. Rob Manfred said @Dodgers will win division so we get big playoff game TV audience. We should still be in first place like we are since Juneteenth.

#RobManfred
#DaveRoberts
#Juneteenth
@Angels
@joadell7
@JoShowAdell
@DodgersNation
@MLBNetwork

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Padres are now tied with the Dodgers for first place in the NL West! San Diego was last atop the division on May 10th, when they were also tied with Los Angeles

Dodgers had been in sole possession of first place since June 14th

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

This is why I am not in baseball jail like Ippei. Ippei cannot hit long home run like me. You bet.

@Angels
@Dodgers
@DodgersTailgate
@AROD
@derekjeter
@GavinNewsom
@sfchronicle
@latimes
@Disneyland
#Shohei
#ohtani
#ShoheiOhtani

[MLB @MLB]

Shohei Ohtani
Back in Anaheim
Cinema

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

I demand @MLB review and investigation. @Angels are not this good at baseball. This must be rigged game. You bet.

@MLBJapan
#Ippei
#ohtani
@MikeTrout
@FreddieFreeman5
@mookiebetts
@kensbowtie
@RobManfred
@Jomboy_
@BlakeHHarris
#TriplePlay

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

ANGELS TURN THE TRIPLE PLAY TO END THE INNING AND SHOHEI CAN’T BELIEVE IT

[Shoeless Sho @ShoelessSho]

I do not understand. I have not had problem in Hawaii before now.

@MLB
@MLBJapan
@nut_history
@PearlHarborNPS
#Ohtani
#DayofInfamy
#PearlHarbor
@DodgersNation
@JeffPassan
@WWIImuseum
@WWIIhistorynet

[Damien @damfar2323]

@espn Not the first Japanese to bomb some Hawaiian real estate