This has almost no chance to work whatsoever; prepare for death instead, @ScottAdamsSays.
Thanks for your public service and respect for your open-mindedness in engagement 🫡
Even though inside cats outlive outside cats by about 10 years, there are unique threats inside cats face. One of the easy ways to keep your kitty out of trouble is to keep him locked in a secure environment, only letting him out every 12 hours to eat/drink and use the litter.