Tupac Shookur

Little champion. Works well with Canadians.

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@MMFlint Thanks for your input, jiggle tits.

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So @tomsegura @ChristinaP @TheoVon, I’m on an 8 hr skype call online so I was listening to your YMH episode on speaker of my phone , I forgot to mute and walked away during the Robert PC segment...thank god my coworkers are cool bc they were in tears laughing...glad I’m not fired

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@JessimaePeluso That’s awesome, they give you a bible to shoot as target practice for the gun? Seems like clay discs would make more sense but this guy must really hate Jesus.

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@joerogan When did they change the name of LA to T. Everest?

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@samtripoli I’m gonna need to see that footage if you got it. Don’t worry I’m not a shill, your TPH buddy, Reed Becker, from @SecretGroupHTX can vouch due to my unhealthy knowledge of navigating the dark web. It’s quite unsettling to what you can get on your door step within 24 hours

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@TimJDillon It’s not fun to get bone cancer

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@AOC This statement is as brave and obvious as yelling “water is wet” in the current social fabric in America

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@AnthonyCumiaCPM Surprising, he’s so even keel

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Is there a conspiracy theory porn star named, Sandy Hook? Asking for a friend @samtripoli @TimJDillon @andyandrist @DougStanhope

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@BarstoolIrish @thomaskopko no one remembered the GOAT of sitting

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@BarstoolIrish Tom Kopko

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@samtripoli Didn’t she chronicle her dad dying of cancer? That sounds funnier than Louis

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@bertkreischer @Alyssa_Milano From her rants, I’m sure her enthusiasm in bed is similar to a halibut in a meat freezer. If he was smart he’d agree and ask to sleep in another room “not to tempt him,” and have some piece and quiet for once

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@moshekasher @ICEgov Only if it was an illegal entry with a coyote present

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Damn you, @luisjgomez. @bigjayoakerson, @ComicDaveSmith and @LegionOfSkanks, you should be ashamed. Now we have to deal with Hannah Gatsby again since she vowed to return if Louis still had an audience...that said, please book them to fight at Ellis Mania #louisck #skankfestnyc

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@TimJDillon Reese’s peanut puffs look like dog kibble but is fucking delicious

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@TimJDillon 15% off commissary????

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@WhitneyCummings A well balanced gender neutral

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@DougStanhope @KathrynBertine Somewhere Artie Lange is doing 12 miles on an elliptical at the same time

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@DougStanhope @KathrynBertine If I drove past this, I would have to take the next exit and stop driving, convinced someone dosed me